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PeacefulMom Minecraft Server

ADD, Alone Time, burned out, Burnout, Caretaker, Chores, Communication, exhausted, family dynamics, husband, Interruptions, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, parenting, patience, Peace, PeacefulMom, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, self improvement, Server, Support

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	121	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of being the primary caregiver and feeling like you have to ask for permission to have some alone time? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband and kids can’t interrupt you every 10 minutes. No more feeding the baby or finding appropriate movies for Sunday viewing. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic castle or mining for diamonds without any distractions.

And the best part? There’s no arguing about dinner time or chores to be done. On our server, you’re the boss and you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a little while. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HomeboundHijinks

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consent, Decision making, discomfort, Empathy, friendship, HomeboundHijinks, outing, peer pressure, Personal preferences, Respect, self-care, social dynamics, social etiquette, teenage drama, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6202	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being kidnapped by your friends and forced to hang out with your high school bully? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are in control of your own destiny! No surprise road trips to pick up unwanted companions, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with like-minded players.

Join us and never worry about being stuck in awkward situations with people you can’t stand. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game without any drama. Say goodbye to unwanted companions and hello to endless possibilities on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests tagging along!

CraftyBiden’s Arsenal Minecraft Server

arms embargo, arms sales, Arsenal, Biden administration, CraftyBidens, defense capabilities, defense equipment, defense industry, defense procurement, defense technology, foreign policy, international diplomacy, Israel, Middle East conflict, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, security cooperation, Server, strategic partnership, US-Israel relations, weapon systems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Enchantments Applied:	239
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Towns Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so like, u know how in minecraft u need all da weapons to survive and stuff? well this server is like da biden admin and they be holding back SEVEN weapon systems from u. can u believe dat? like, how u gonna fight off dem creepers and zombies without all da weapons u need? join dis server and fight for ur right to have all da weapons u want! we ain’t holdin’ back nothin’ here, u can have it all! come join us and show dem biden admin who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world!

ElAlRefuelFiasco

airport workers, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Boycott, Conflict, El Al, ElAlRefuelFiasco, emergency landing, international relations, Israel, labor rights, MIDDLE EAST, news headline, plane, protest, refuel, Refuse, solidarity, turkey, turkish, workers’ rights

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	261128
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your epic castle and stuff, when BAM! Turkish airport workers straight up REFUSE to refuel your El Al plane after an emergency landing. Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, that kind of crazy drama is just a regular Tuesday. Join us for non-stop action, insane stories, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to refuel a plane yourself. Just watch out for those pesky airport workers!

DoppeCraft: Like Parents, Like Players!

Coincidence, DoppeCraft, doppelganger, doubles, family, genetics, Identity, long lost siblings, lookalike, Mirror Image, Mysterious, nature vs nurture, original person, parents, Players, resemblance, Similarity, Twins, twinsies, Uncanny, unrelated

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3470
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DOPPELGANGERS RUNNIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY. U THINK U SEEIN DOUBLE? NAH, IT’S JUST OUR EPIC DOPPELGANGER MADNESS. PARENTS LOOKIN LIKE TWINS, SIBLINGS LOOKIN LIKE CLONES. U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN LIKE DIS BEFORE. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE IF U CAN TELL WHO’S WHO. MAYBE U GOT A DOPPELGANGER OUT THERE TOO, BETTER WATCH OUT! #DOPPELGANGERPARTY #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

LostWife Minecraft Server

LostWife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of your wife disappearing every time you try to play Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never lose your spouse to the blocky world again. Our server is so addicting, even your wife won’t be able to resist staying by your side. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret portals in the game that lead to a dimension where all the missing spouses are hanging out and having a blast. So join now and reunite with your loved one in the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

AnimeBeautyStandards Minecraft Server

Anime, AnimeBeautyStandards, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, character design, cultural impact, diversity representation, entertainment industry, feminism, Gender Roles, japanese animation, Media influence, mental health, Minecraft, physical appearance, self esteem, Server, social pressure, societal norms, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Emeralds Found:	7997	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7807
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being judged by unrealistic anime beauty standards? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where blocky pixels are the only beauty standard! No more pressure to have giant eyes or impossibly long hair – on our server, all players are equally pixelated and fabulous. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual spa offers pixel-perfect facials and blocky body wraps for the ultimate relaxation experience. Say goodbye to anime beauty standards and hello to a world where square is the new sexy!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	281176	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin Glow (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

org.zrich.ru

BattleCraft Server

1.5, BattleCraft, Boys, combat extended, long tail tags, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring combat in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has just extended combat in version 1.5! Now you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights, intense archery duels, and even throw some explosive potions for good measure.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land terrorizing players. Defeat him and claim his golden egg filled with rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark armor and enchanted music discs that play the hottest tunes in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience combat like never before in version 1.5! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King slayer and earn yourself a spot in Minecraft history.

CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server

campaign trail, Candidate, controversy, CraftyJills, Dr Jill, election, election season, Minecraft, political ambition, political commitment, political determination, political drama, political ethics., political integrity, political loyalty, political perseverance, political scandal, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential race, refusing to drop out, Server, state dinners

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Farms Harvested:	923
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!

But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!