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WrongCraft: Oops Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about accidentally sending a message to your mom instead of your crush ever again.

Our server is so epic that even if you do send a cringy text to the wrong person, they’ll just laugh it off because they’ll be too busy building amazing structures and battling dragons with you. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive that they’ll probably share their own embarrassing text stories to make you feel better.

So come on, join us and leave those awkward text mishaps in the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft soulmate who will never judge you for sending a text meant for someone else.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mines Excavated:	2023	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!