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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1151	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

9vma.vanillaboxmc.ru

Wild Wacky World of Vanilla Survival! No smp for you! LOL

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
I am making a genuine SMP for players to play on you must fill out a form to enter a private discord. There is nothing extra about it just a better survival experience. If I think your application looks good I will invite you to the server. It does start soon so be quick.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the form provided in the overview and wait for an invitation to the private discord.
Is there any specific criteria for joining?	Your application must look good to the server owner to be invited.
When does the server start?	The server is starting soon, so it’s recommended to be quick in filling out the form.

TipsySimpGosling Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of simping for anime women who can’t even hold their liquor? Do you find yourself drawn to drunk hags in need of saving? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, where you can rescue all the drunk hags your heart desires. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a tipsy damsel in distress. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even falling for a drunken mess of a woman.

GetBackersMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2499
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3637	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza houses. You’ll never go hungry on this server!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective llamas.

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots. Just watch out for its spooky clucks!

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where you can boogie down with a group of dancing creepers. Just make sure to bring your fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Shiny MC

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	668
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Shiny MC brings you a whole new Survival experience! Discover exclusive game mechanics, objects and blocks!

The server accepts crack and premium accounts.

shiny-mc.eu

ShqipCraft SkyWars

#exciting, Battles, Challenges, Combat, Community, experienced, Friendly, Kits, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, new, PvP, ShqipCraft, Skills, SKY, Skywars, Staff, strategy, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to ShqipCraft, the best SkyWars server around! Jump into exciting battles in the sky, where you must use your skills and strategy to survive. ShqipCraft offers fun SkyWars games with cool maps, special kits, and exciting challenges. Whether you’re an experienced player or new to SkyWars, our friendly community and helpful staff make sure everyone has a great time. Join us today, practice your combat skills, and aim for the top of the leaderboards. At ShqipCraft, the sky is your battlefield!

mc.shqipcraft.xyz:25587

Nova Europa: Where factions battle it out… and try not to get lost in the forest!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1629
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	Nova Europa [S1]
Server Type	Factions
Map	European Map
Plugins	SlimeFun, AuraSkills, Brewery, SaberFactions, Geyser
Discord	https://discord.gg/hFcZ3jxNfn
Server IP	nova.europamc.com
Port (Bedrock)	25604
Version	1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players both play on the server?	Yes, Geyser allows both Bedrock and Java players to play on this server.
Are there additional plugins that players can suggest and vote on?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on additional plugins for the server.
What are some of the notable plugins on the server?	Some of the notable plugins include SlimeFun, AuraSkills, Brewery, SaberFactions, etc.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6348	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of exploding creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed by a mischievous witch who turned them into a chicken for a whole week! It was clucking hilarious!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Piggyback Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of pigs and race through obstacle courses filled with flying arrows, slippery ice, and sneaky traps. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons to a zombie apocalypse disco party! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	3747

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special Fleshlight plugin that allows you to…well, use your imagination. Let’s just say your character will never be the same after a session with our Fleshlight feature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Greasy Grizzly

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Cheat, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Friends, Join, Mods, multiplayer, new, open world, Plugins, PvP, rules, Sandbox, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Brand new survival/anarchy server. Based on a cool website known as greasygrizzly.com. Don’t cheat but also no rules. Feel free to tell all your friends to join.

craft.greasygrizzly.com