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BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

Absolute, Accuracy, acknowledgment, affirmation, Agreement, Certainty, confirmation, Correct, CORRECTNESS, Indisputable, Mining, right, RighteousMC, smp, sureness, Truth, Undeniable, unquestionable, validation, Youre

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Star Shards Collected:	75	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Animals Bred:	165	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

aita, artist, Boundaries, creepy, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family functions, family pressure, favor for work, high school sweetheart, husband’s uncle, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate request, NoNudeNoDiam0nds, Painting, personal boundaries, refusing to pose nude, support career, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	191667
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic author, anti-semitism, Belgian author, dangerous rhetoric, death threat, discrimination, extremism, extremist views, harmful ideologies, hate crime, Hate Speech, incitement, intolerance, JewSlayerCraft, prejudice, racism, violence, violent threats, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	78
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3139
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Votes:	8175

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime industry, artistic expression, creativity, cultural influences, cultural norms, culture, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, global impact, Japan, Japanese society, Japanese video games, Minecraft, otaku culture, PixelNippon, popular media, Server, storytelling, unique characteristics, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8048	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	654
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Character Reveal Trailer, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Min, Minecraft, miners, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, United, year 2

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	3250
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6019

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!