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TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

#Intention, Absurd, Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, controversy, dyslexic, Friend, funny t-shirt, gift, humor, humor interpretation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, sensitivity, Server, SIZE, social media, TeeHeeCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	8391	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4526	Towns Built:	7

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6662	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1306
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.