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Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

adblock, browser, c#, containers, context menu, feature list, fuck, Groups, Icons, incompetent, Minecraft, multiple profiles, open link, other profile, out, rust trannies, separate windows, Servo, shadertoy, shortcuts, Slow, smp, vertical tabs, webgpu shaders, windows

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crops Grown:	6466	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

animal cruelty, animal slaughter, Arguing, Beliefs, chicken, Cooking, discussion, documentaries, eating habits, Environment, health risks, Lamb, meat consumption, MeatEaterGFBeQuiet, protein, Reality, red meat, ruminants, steak, Vegetarian, youtube videos

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

LoveSMP – what is love?

Admiration, Affection, comfort, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveSMP, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	890304
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

3d, 3d animation, animation, Bubble, Caine, digital circus, gangle, glitch, glitch productions, Gummigoo, Indie Animation, jax, kinger, Minecraft, Murder Drones, Pomni, Ragatha, Server, the amazing digital circus, Uzi, zooble

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

Additions, administration, Cases, develop, Friends, gameplay, Goodies, invite, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, Moderation, Project, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, voice chat, ZEROWORLD

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Secret Passages Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	112	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	1594

A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

We are waiting for you!!!

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Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	8960
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1620
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	4184	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!