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DickCraft: Where She Sees Your Blocks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – if a player sees your pixelated peen, they’ll be so shocked that they’ll have to give you all their diamonds! That’s right, folks, show off your blocky bulge and watch the riches roll in!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Join our server and you too could uncover hidden treasures and unlock incredible abilities that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything can happen, including unexpected encounters with other players’ private parts!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

1. Rosalina’s Block Party 2. Rosalina’s Pixel Palace 3. Rosalina’s Creeper Carnival 4. Rosalina’s Redstone Rave 5. Rosalina’s Diamond Dynasty 6. Rosalina’s Enderman Extravaganza 7. Rosalina’s Nether Nonsense 8. Rosalina’s Zombie Zone 9. Rosalina’s Llama Land 10. Rosalina’s Chicken Coop chaos

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to give Rosalina a boyfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Rosalina has not one, not two, but THREE boyfriends fighting over her! Join our server and witness the drama unfold as Mario, Luigi, and even Bowser battle it out for Rosalina’s heart. Who will she choose? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join now for a love triangle like no other!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia and Iran team up to build epic blocks and bridges in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a war zone? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel are taking notes on how to bring the heat. Join us and witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with your favorite Tekken 8 characters in blocky form. Imagine Steve from Minecraft going head-to-head with Heihachi Mishima – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t worry about getting lost in all the action, our jargon and notation guide will have you speaking Tekken 8 fluently in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret character – Ender Kazuya!

GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

AnimeCraft: Where Your Little Brother Can Finally Stop Bugging You About His Favorite Show!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your little brother’s taste in anime? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about Date a Live and Berserk. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your brother’s anime preferences. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some “gay shit” hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

The Blocky Banana Bonanza

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Votes:	4473
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and be forced to do the Macarena for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Escape the CrapCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, mundane world? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing zombies, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a creeper like a horse.

So if you’re ready to escape the real world and join in on the madness, come on down to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

DrainedCraft: Where even the zombies are tired of mining!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and only those who can speak llama are allowed to join.

But that’s not all – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit that you have to swim through while being chased by zombie pigmen. And if you survive that, you have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will only communicate with you through interpretive dance? So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama language skills put to the test.