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Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	1709	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ores Mined:	6196	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DreamsVsAspirations

aspirations, childhood innocence, childhood memories, confusion, Demon, dreams, dreams vs aspirations, DreamsVsAspirations, education, funny, funny anecdote, funny misunderstanding, funny story, humor, kindergarten, long term memory, misunderstood, realization, sleep paralysis, Teacher

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? WELL, NOT THOSE KIND OF DREAMS LIKE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS (THOSE ARE JUST FOR ME, HAHA), BUT LIKE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS!

ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE, TURN PIGS INTO ZOMBIE PIGMEN (SORRY, PIGS), AND EVEN HAVE DANCE PARTIES WITH CREEPERS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID LIVE IN HARMONY, AND A GIANT TREEHOUSE WHERE THE FAIRIES THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN THE LAND!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	4823
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	722
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Animals Bred:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky and wild world. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Yup, that’s a thing here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron wing. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate chicken supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even talking cows).

Broken Rails

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Hey all! Broken Rails is a take of immersive engineering which focuses on keeping it as vanilla as possible.

We’re purely survival.

Additionally, Broken Rails is a server that has a wide selection of mods, and stunningly welcoming playerbase. We are currently running on version 1.12.2 and our focus is purely on survival gameplay, without any cheating along the way.

In addition to our current mods, we are constantly adding more to enhance your gaming experience. We welcome suggestions from our players for any mods or texture packs they would like to see added to the game.

Check us out by clicking on the following link: discord.gg/gAuvGzNtr3

play1.spennorex.net:25566

MCAssassins

PvE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2574	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

we are a new Factions and PvP server with friendly admins and awesome players! we have many plugins and will soon be getting MCMMO to add to your PvP expieriance. By donating or helping outwe are a new Factions and PvP server with friendly admins and awesome players! we have many plugins and will soon be getting MCMMO to add to your PvP expieriance. By donating or helping out the server, you can get a large list of ranks! While donating is not required, it is encouraged to keep the server unnig for our wonderful players. If ouhave any questins or comments about our server youcan use the contact us page on our website! And make sure to register on our forums!

mcassassins.game.nfoservers.com

Yeggs

Mini Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

The greatest server of all time. Home off Yeggs games and games from many other featured creators! It’s totally epic and you should join it fast.

yeg.gs

🌟 Bucketry Minecraft Survival – Unleash the Adventure! 🌋

Adventure, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Jobs, Minecraft, Quests, Rates, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	2198	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	5885	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

Hey there, fellow adventurers! Welcome to the wild world of Bucketry Minecraft, where we’ve cooked up an epic Minecraft experience just for you! 🌟

Ready for a journey that’ll blow your mind? Dive into our Survival server that’s got a little extra spice, perfect for players of all ages. At Bucketry Minecraft, we’ve turned the survival game up a notch for some real excitement

🌍 Explore a world full of surprises and challenges, where survival is just the start. Here’s a sneak peek at what Bucketry Minecraft is all about:

🏰 Progression System: Climb the ranks, tackle challenges, and become a legend in our immersive world.

🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with tons of server and player shops, hiding treasures and riches waiting for you!

💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on cool jobs and polish your skills to shine in the survival world.

🌟 Custom Spawners: Make your own creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.

🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items that’ll leave others in awe!

📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Crack open crates full of surprises and rewards as a big thank you for sticking with us!

🗺️ Custom Claiming: Guard your turf with style, using our custom claiming system to fortify your space.

💰 Banking: Handle your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true Minecraft tycoon!

The adventure is up to you! Will you climb the ranks and become the ultimate legend of Bucketry Minecraft? Or will you swim in wealth beyond your wildest dreams?

Jump in now at play.bucketry.net and start the Minecraft journey of a lifetime, exclusively at Bucketry Minecraft. Whether you’re a pro player or just starting your blocky adventures, there’s something here for everyone. Let’s craft some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time! 🌟🎮

🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

play.bucketry.net

Faeberry || 1.20 || LGBT Friendly || Semi-Vanilla Survival

Cosmetics, Economy, Furniture, Griefprevention, Hdb, Headdatabase, Jobs, Landclaim, Marriage, MCMMO, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2330	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Faeberry is an LGBT Friendly 1.20 Semi-Vanilla Survival server with land claims, jobs, free ranks, custom world generation, furniture, and more!

Join us at

faeberry.net♥

faeberry.net

Midgard Realm

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Do you have what it takes to build your own kingdom in a realm of war and politics? Can you turn a set of stone tools into a magnificent castle, a restless army, or thriving trade federation? The Midgard frontier awaits you, traveler. Fortune and Glory!

mc.midgardrealm.net

Drasygoza

Economy, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Animals Bred:	134	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

New network in process. Java Edition Latin server.

2da IP: drasygoza.my.pebble.host We have: Survival Towny 1.16.4 Skywars 1.8 – 1.16.4

We are working to add more modalities in the coming weeks.

Discord:https://discord.gg/73KxNDb7rh

51.79.38.204:25574

Foxcraft network [1.8 – 1.20]

Creative, Factions, Kingdoms, OneBlock, Other, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3924
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Minecraft server offering Oneblock, Survival, Skyblock, Kingdoms and more!

The server also supports proximity voice chat with /audio and also provides full support for Minecraft bedrock edition.This server is known for providing continued updates and bug fixes (life service) to all it’s games.

Foxcraft has been running since 2011 and has recently (since 2020) only been focusing on creating new (unique) games. Foxcraft currently tries to do all this without the usage of Resource Packs.

Kingdoms is one of these games that we are proud to host. The goal on this game is to build, upgrade and expand your very own kingdom. Kingdom owners have access to many advanced kingdom management tools for claiming, creating custom roles, changing all permissions and more.

pmc.foxcraft.net

CloudRealms – Custom Skyblock – Custom Lifesteal [1.8-1.20.4]

Beta, Friendly, Fun, new, PvP, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	2912	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.

Features:

Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.

Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.

Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Craftyn Retro

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	9384

Craftyn Retro is a throw back to ole times. With a community that dates back to 2010, we aren’t just some “run of the mill server”. Our main focus is our community and ensuring we all have fun. With that includes several features such as Towny, a unique banking system, mini games (Mob Arena, Dodgeball, etc) coming soon, portals to old worlds/memories, and much more on the way! We invite you to come and join our community, we would be delighted to have you!!

play.craftyn.com