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AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

funny, awkward situation, intimate memory, INTIMATE, intimate moment

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

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Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

bathroom embarrassment, water splash, college bathroom, Server, toilet mishap

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

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LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

awkward experience, embarrassing moment awkward, embarrassing moment alone, alone moment, awkward moment

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

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JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Witty, funny story, JokesterJen, Laughter

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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DreamsVsAspirations

dreams vs aspirations, Teacher, funny story, DreamsVsAspirations, kindergarten

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? WELL, NOT THOSE KIND OF DREAMS LIKE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS (THOSE ARE JUST FOR ME, HAHA), BUT LIKE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS!

ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE, TURN PIGS INTO ZOMBIE PIGMEN (SORRY, PIGS), AND EVEN HAVE DANCE PARTIES WITH CREEPERS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID LIVE IN HARMONY, AND A GIANT TREEHOUSE WHERE THE FAIRIES THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN THE LAND!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

new girlfriend, Kids, Considerate, Server, Leave

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

work, funny story, coworker, office, call off

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky and wild world. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Yup, that’s a thing here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron wing. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate chicken supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even talking cows).

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SMPBagCraft – Blue Archive SMP #6178

Archive, PVs, Moonlight Dream, 4koma, Limit Break Assault

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Qipao outfit, ready to take on the Moonlight Dream event with your fellow players. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face off against the Fury of Set in a Limit Break Assault, where you’ll need to wear light armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Total Assault: ShiroKuro, an insane and tormenting challenge with yellow damage that will push you to your limits!

But that’s not all! In our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in the From Opera 0068 with Love event, where you’ll embark on a quest filled with love and drama. And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Chesed, a nail-biting challenge with red damage that will test your skills like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

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KidCraftParentingFun

Respect, Agreement, emotions, Behavior, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trolling is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the husband in this story, you can unleash your inner prankster and stir up some chaos.

Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!

But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

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