funny standup special – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

VetLiftDenier420

Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

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Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

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VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

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BlockBusterEU

BlockBusterEU, Censorship, current events, Democracy, denouncing, diplomatic tensions, EU, european union, foreign policy, freedom of speech, Government, Hungary, international relations, joint, media ban, media regulation, News, Politics, press freedom, russia, Statement

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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NonConsensualCraft

Born, consent, consent to being, consent to birth, consent to existence, consent to life, Existence, existentialism, Life, Nature, non-consensual, NonConsensualCraft, philosophy

welcome to dis minecraft server where u can escape da non-consensual existence of da real world and enter a land of blocky bliss. u will be greeted by a unicorn riding a chicken and handed a diamond sword made from the tears of a creeper.

join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon tree and battle the evil potato army. build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride a rainbow llama into battle against the evil villagers who steal ur diamonds.

we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with pandas. our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build ur dream pixel palace and protect u from the wrath of the ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination and da only rule is to have fun. because in dis world, existence is what u make of it. so why not make it blocktastic?

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BrainVesselBlockersMC

#ags, Aicardi-Goutieres syndrome, Autoimmune Disease, blocking receptors, brain blood vessels, brain function, BrainVesselBlockersMC, cognitive impairment, dementia in children, genetic condition, harmful substance, Inflammatory Response, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological disorder, pediatric neurology, promising pathway, Rare Disease, study with mice, Syndrome, Treat, vessel disease

so like, imagine if this Minecraft server was like a crazy adventure where you gotta save the world from a rare disease called Aicardi-Goutieres syndrome! ya gotta team up with other players and fight off evil brain blood vessels that are trying to trigger dementia in children!

but get this, the only way to stop the disease is by going on wild quests and finding a magical substance that can cure it! you’ll have to battle through crazy obstacles and work together to block the receptors in the brain vessels to save the day!

join this server for the most epic and insane adventure of your life! who knew saving the world could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

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Paradise MC

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Skyblock Mini-games Economy PvP Roleplay Adventure Parkour Towny Faction Vanilla Hardcore Prison RPG Pixelmon Bedwars KitPVP OP Tekkit

Paradise MC is a server with multiple different gamemodes including Lifestel, BoxPVP and Factions. In the future we hope to get even more! We do lots of events and giveaways for free ranks, ect. Our server offers a 100% free ranks system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes.

paradise-mc.xyz

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Builder In TW

accessible, Architects, Builder, building, Building tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Fastasyncworldedit, main world, Minecraft, open world, private world, Server, Tools, tw, wooden ax

A server that attempts to make building accessible to all types of architects. The server comes with a basic small wooden ax (FastAsyncWorldEdit), and other building tools. In addition to the open main world, you can also create your own private world.

mc.builderintw.net

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Toilet Craft server Minecraft

balance, balancetop, Death Chests, delhome, game tutorial, Homes, jobs join, MONEY, pay send, privates, Rtp, Sethome, Skipping the night, Teleportation, Tpa, tpacancel, tpno, tpyes, Works

Game tutorialMoney/balance – see your balance/pay send – money/balancetop – view balance leaderboardWorks/jobs join [работа] – get a jobDeath ChestsAt the place of your death, a chest will appear containing your things. No one but you can steal itSkipping the nightTo miss a night, 20% of players must go to bedRTP/rtp – random teleportationPrivatesTo create a private, pick up a wooden ax (//wand). Select two points of the rectangle diagonally: the first point with the left mouse button, the second with the right mouse button. //expand vert – extend the future private to the sky. /rg claim name – complete the private process.Homes/sethome – set home/delhome – delete homeTeleportation/tpa – send a teleportation request/tpacancel – cancel teleportation request/tpyes – accept teleportation request/tpno – reject teleportation request

95.216.92.87:25772

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