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FlareNet

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

FlareNet is a Minecraft server network with lots of awesome gamemodes including: Survival, PvP and Parkour

Our primary goal is create a fun gaming experience for everyone to enjoy!

Join today using: play.flarenet.gg

play.flarenet.gg

KaiMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

kaiMC is a great server for all to enjoy – A community type server all players can join we have a great friendly community so all players will be happy! also, this server is using the Bukkit plugin so not much LAG!!!!! hope you enjoy the play!!! thanks!!!!!!!! (Not much but a little bit) Can’t wait to see you!

KaiMc.mcserv.fun

MineZ

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Server is with guns survival zombie and more. Big map story, friends. Do you want to play just join. LEts GO

parrot.hostify.cz:48820

Saturn Survival SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Saturn Survival 9th installment of original Nether Universe NZ Semi Vanilla Co-Op / PvE / Anti Grief We are a co-operative semi vanilla Minecraft server based on the roots of classic Minecraft Survival. Our prime assets to offer include a well rounded economy, kind compassionate community, and general enhancements to the survival game mode. We aim for great server performance consideration during plugin setup and fairness between donors and default members. We have in-game achievements to liven up Join our discord today and have a blast – https://discord.gg/X9PRQd2z IP address – saturnsurvival.apexmc.co:26248

saturnsurvival.apexmc.co:26248

Kaizen Gaming

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	193	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our semi-vanilla whitelisted survival server, we are a laid-back, mature community, make friends, play in crossplay, enjoy weekly events, griefing and stealing is strictly prohibited, QoL plugins and more!

Join our discord https://discord.gg/wMqTxkf27V

Kaizen Gaming is a Minecraft Survival Server that caters to players using both Java and Bedrock editions of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience.

Java Server IP: 54.39.90.209:25602 Bedrock Server IP: 54.39.90.209 | Bedrock Port: 25602 Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 They offer the following server quality standards: Whitelist, Family-friendly

54.39.90.209:25602

Skol Craft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	3324
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

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skol.apexmc.co:25654

Streamcraftnl

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

StreamCraftNL is and will continue to show fun times both in the community and in the Minecraft servers. Are you looking for a nice server that is also a bit unique? then StreamCraftNL is definitely recommended for you! We as a team at Streamcraftnl are ready to create fun and beautiful moments, think of events both in Discord and in Minecraft and/or fun giveaways! See our cool unique features here!

play.streamcraftnl.eu

CraftEnvy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4429	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	53

New Vanilla SMP with Natural Disasters and many cool feautures! – Spawn in a cool new HUB! – Natural Disasters – PVP (currently building) -NEW FEATURES SOON! ——————————- SERVER IS CROSS PLAY!! PLAY NOW! ——————————–

51.81.53.215:19132

ReconMC

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	2448	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

ReconMC is a brand new and upcoming Minecraft Server within Early Summer for 2023 with the hope of bringing experiences to life and those wanted experiences to life with amazing features and updates constantly by the development team. During the first couple of weeks in May of 2023 development was slow but it was getting there to the point where I, Buster felt impressed with the work done and work still being done by myself. But we are always hiring!

45.8.201.20

FTB Stoneblock 3 – Splodge Official

Economy, FTB, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Splodge bringing you FTB Stoneblock 3! IP: stone.splodge.fun Discord: https://discord.gg/JbTvRQd

If your Minecraft client crashes or freezes try adding more RAM, the pack has over 300+ mods… 8-12GB should be enough but we like to go for 16GB just in case.

We offer ranks that increase with playtime giving you more perks the higher you get.

We have a donation store available… wait hear me out! If you take a look you will find that the prices are crazy, this is to discourage advantages over other players. Donations go towards supporting the server’s and we can’t thank you enough! It’s not cheap running minecraft server.

We hope you enjoy playing with us, feel free to join the discord: https://discord.gg/JbTvRQd

As per usual, griefing will not tolerated!

stone.splodge.fun