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Hide N Seek for Cash

000, Cash, Hide, Hide and Seek $10, Seek

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hiding to a whole new level! Imagine this: you have one week to find the perfect hiding spot on our server, and if you can stay hidden for 24 hours without being found by anyone, you win a whopping $10,000,000 in game currency!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels, hidden caves, and even a secret society of ninja players who will stop at nothing to find you. Will you outsmart them all and claim the prize?

Join our server now and test your hiding skills against the craziest players in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hide-and-seek champion and walk away with enough virtual riches to make even the richest player jealous. So what are you waiting for? Hide, seek, and conquer on our server today!

Pitfall Dehydration Server

abyss, bottomless pit, danger, death, dehydration, Despair, desperate situation, endless suffering, extreme circumstances, Falling, fatal fall, fear, hopeless, hopeless situation, inevitable fate, pitfall, prolonged agony, Server, Survival, Terrible, tragic, unimaginable horror

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	6207

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

IgG_CatalaseCraft

antibodies, catalase activity, discovery, harmful processes, Healthcare, HIV, HIV-infected patients, hydrogen peroxide, IgG, IgG_CatalaseCraft, immune system, molecular mechanism, Natural, oxidative damage, Oxidative Stress, Prevention, Regulation, research, russia, Science, scientists

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got scientists from Russia up in here discovering all sorts of crazy stuff. Like, did you know that IgG with super high catalase activity can like, totally prevent bad stuff from happening in HIV peeps? It’s like, some next level sciencey stuff, man.

Join this server and you’ll be like, part of this epic discovery, dude. You’ll be fighting off oxidative stress like a boss, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you’ll be helping out the science peeps in Russia with their research. How cool is that?

So come on, join this server and be a part of something truly out of this world. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit and educational at the same time? Let’s do this, fam!

CloudCube Minecraft Server

Adventure, building, CloudCube, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rating, Roleplay, Server, serverlisting, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	6102
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4

Come to us and find out everything yourself)

mc.cloudcube.fun

VoteYes Minecraft Server

#youtube, audience engagement, Content Creation, decision, GET IN HERE, Haircut, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online voting, opinion, parasocial cucks, poll, Server, social media, stop him shaving his head, Support, trending, Video, viral, vote yes, VoteYes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being held back by yesparasocial cucks who won’t let you shave your head in peace? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do whatever the heck you want, including shaving your head while battling creepers and building epic structures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Hololive Cult Minecraft Server

Anime, content creators, Cult, cultish, dedicated followers, Fans, following, Gaming, hololive, idol culture, internet culture, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, obsessed fans, Online Community, online fandom, online personalities, Otaku, Server, streaming, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you a fan of hololive? Do you want to join a server where the cultish following is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all hololive enthusiasts to come together and worship their favorite virtual idols.

Join us as we sacrifice creepers in the name of our hololive goddesses and build shrines made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is so dedicated that we once held a massive virtual concert in-game, with holographic idols performing for all to see.

But beware, not everyone can handle the level of devotion we have for hololive. Rumor has it that those who dare to speak ill of our beloved idols will be cursed with bad luck in-game, with their diamonds turning into dirt and their crops withering away.

So if you’re ready to join a server where hololive fans reign supreme and the memes never stop flowing, come join us today! Just remember to bring your best virtual glow sticks and be prepared to dance the night away with your fellow cult members.

Brotherly Betrayal: The Ultimate Escape

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Brotherly, Communication, Disrespect, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, emotional boundaries, Escape, family, financial stress, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Marriage, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, Support, toxic behavior, Trauma, Ultimate

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From crazy family dynamics to unexpected betrayals, this server has it all.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships that are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you choose to stand by your partner, or will you join forces with their sibling in a battle of epic proportions?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where every day is a new adventure. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime!

Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

big, bigger brains, body size, brain and body, brain evolution, brain size, brain size evolution, Brains, bucking, Centuries, clarify, collected, controversy, dataset, Evolution, humans, largest animals, Proportion, researchers, Small, species, trend

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Items Found:	5919
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!

Get down under at Sandy SMP, where kangaroos rule and griefers drool! No silly buggers allowed!

Allowed, banning, buggers, Community, Discord, Drool, Dynmap, Economy, Friends, Griefers, Griefing, Kangaroos, market, Minecraft, mob grinder, MONEY, Player Market, Players, rule, Sandy, Server, Shops, silly, smp, Spawn, Towns, tree feller, voice chat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8005	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to Sandy SMP!
IP: play.santasspy.online

This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.

Features:

No TP Commands	This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends.
No land claims	If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban.
Economy	Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market.
SilkSpawners	Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit.
TreeFeller	Chop down a whole tree in one swing.
Dynmap	Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563
VoiceChat	Walk up to someone and say hi!

Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TP commands?	A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction.
Q: Are land claims allowed?	A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed.
Q: How does the economy work?	A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market.
Q: What is SilkSpawners?	A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders.
Q: How does TreeFeller work?	A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing.
Q: Where can I find the Dynmap?	A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap.
Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature?	A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game.

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, Architecture, art, Calligraphy, chinese culture, ChopstickCraft, clothing, cultural heritage, customs, Etiquette, Family Values, Festivals, Food, History, Language, Martial Arts, Minecraft, philosophy, Server, superstitions, Symbolism, tea ceremony, Traditions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a panda riding a dragon through a field of fortune cookies! Join us for a wild ride through Chinese culture, where you can build your own Great Wall of China or mine for rare jade blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.

So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!