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OccupiedCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bathroom interruptions again! Our virtual bathrooms are equipped with soundproof walls and automatic “Do Not Disturb” signs that pop up when you’re doing your business. No more awkward conversations through the bathroom door, just peaceful and uninterrupted gaming sessions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual toilets have magical powers that grant you extra luck in finding diamonds. So come join us and experience the ultimate bathroom privacy in Minecraft! -
ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!
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SpyCraftChemWars
So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro! -
SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude! -
Sad Fact Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Based Peter Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! -
TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!