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SilentButDeadlyCraft

Coworkers, noise cancellation, SilentButDeadlyCraft, awkward situations, office humor

join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

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OccupiedCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom door knock, funny situations, awkward situations, bathroom door, bathroom conversations

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bathroom interruptions again! Our virtual bathrooms are equipped with soundproof walls and automatic “Do Not Disturb” signs that pop up when you’re doing your business. No more awkward conversations through the bathroom door, just peaceful and uninterrupted gaming sessions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual toilets have magical powers that grant you extra luck in finding diamonds. So come join us and experience the ultimate bathroom privacy in Minecraft!

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BlockyBanter

funny memories, JOKE, INTIMATE, funny situations, awkward

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

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ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

president, social norms, taboo topics, bodily functions, Legal System

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

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UkraineCraft: Where Losing 12 Villages is a Victory!

Geopolitical, Loss, Victory, winning, eastern Ukraine

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Ukraine’s resilience? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, even Ukraine is winning on it! They may have lost 12 villages in the last 7 days, but that’s just because they were too busy playing on our server to defend them. Join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos that only our server can provide. Who needs villages when you have the best Minecraft server in the world? Join us today and start your epic adventure!

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Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros!

phase connect, Shisui Michiru, Phase Connect General, Saya Sairroxs, LIA

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! Join now for a chance to build with the legendary Lia, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the virtual world with Utatane Nasa, who can craft a pickaxe with her eyes closed. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can slay the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Fujikura Uruka, the master of redstone, or Shisui Michiru, the queen of building epic castles in the sky? And let’s not forget about Tenma Maemi, who can farm crops faster than you can say “wheat.”

But wait, there’s more! Enter the realm of Pipkin Pippa, where pigs fly and cows dance. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join Kaneko Lumi, the explorer of hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft Mayhem: Nikke’s Nonsense Server #2203

co-op, Active Codes, new players, Nikkes, FAQ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your anal wife in 7 months? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories!

Our server is so lit that even the developers had to write a note about it in March 2024. And don’t even get us started on our current events – THE LAST KINGDOM is happening right now, and Full Burst Day on weekends is a total blast!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got solo raids, co-op missions, special recruits like Crown and Kilo (who comes with a free SSR, like what even?), and costume passes for days. Dress up your character in Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit, or rock Diesel’s Midnight Strawberry look – the choice is yours!

And if you’re still not convinced, just use these insane codes to unlock even more craziness: 240420533, ONEANDHALFANNIV, SHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER, NIKKEINAKIHABARA, ADORABLENIKKES, NIKKEOFFICIAL, NIKKEKAIKATSU. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness!

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PeakFPSCraft: Where Minecraft meets peak performance and hilarious memes in one epic server!

peak, high performance, peak FPS, hilarious, frame rate

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he once tried to crash our block party, but we showed him who’s boss with our diamond swords and enchanted armor.

2. We have the rarest loot drops in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond block that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a potion that turns you into a chicken for 10 minutes? Yep, we have that too.

3. Our player base is so skilled that they can build a replica of the Taj Mahal using only dirt blocks and a few sticks. And they do it while juggling creepers and dodging lava flows. It’s like a Minecraft circus up in here.

4. Our server has the best PvP battles you will ever witness. Picture this: two players facing off on a floating island, both armed with nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. It’s like a wacky game of tug-of-war, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. You may not like it, but this is what peak FPS looks like.

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CubeHaven VS Hypixel

Custom Features, virtual world, Skyblock, Unique Events, growth

Hypixel		CubeHaven
Pros		Pros
Large player base		Focus on building a supportive community
Wide variety of game modes and minigames		Play-to-win environment
Regular updates and events		Unique custom features and events
Frequent content additions		Emphasis on growth and camaraderie
Cons		Cons
Can be overwhelming for beginners		Smaller player base
Potentially toxic community due to size		Lack of certain popular game modes

Hypixel FAQ: 1. What is Hypixel known for? – Hypixel is known for its wide variety of game modes and minigames, as well as its large player base.

2. Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel frequently updates its content and hosts events for players to participate in.

3. Is the community on Hypixel supportive? – The community on Hypixel can be a mix of supportive and toxic due to its large size.

CubeHaven FAQ: 1. What sets CubeHaven apart from other Minecraft servers? – CubeHaven focuses on building a supportive community and providing a play-to-win environment.

2. Are there unique features and events on CubeHaven? – Yes, CubeHaven offers unique custom features and events tailored to its community’s interests.

3. How does CubeHaven promote growth and camaraderie? – CubeHaven emphasizes growth and camaraderie among its players, aiming to cultivate a positive gaming experience for all.

Biome Baddies 2: Electric Boogaloo

#lastgame, Boys, Gaming, Thread, discussion

Welcome to the ultimate bro-tastic Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed. No femoids allowed here, sorry ladies! We’re all about flexing our muscles, playing the last game we played, and discussing our favorite historical figures while chowing down on some virtual dinner.

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles, build the most badass fortresses, and show off your gains in our virtual gym. Our community is all about supporting each other in our quest to become the ultimate alpha males of the Minecraft world.

So come on, grab your bros and join us for some serious fun and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days. See you on the server, bros!

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