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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4477
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Votes: 6443
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ores Mined: 7325 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

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  • AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

    AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2412
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4404
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

    Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

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  • BlockyBedBloopers

    BlockyBedBloopers
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6718
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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  • PixelPleasureCraft

    PixelPleasureCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6365
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Crops Grown: 4720 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner craziness and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

    Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).

    But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world that will make you feel like a real-life treasure hunter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of ridiculousness that gives you the power to make your enemies explode into confetti!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you saying “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said during sex?” in no time!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7832
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start doing the Macarena! Or how about the time a pack of zombie pigs invaded a player’s house and redecorated it with pink wool and diamond blocks? Anything can happen on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a duel, but instead of swords they’re using giant rubber chickens! The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a herd of llamas breakdancing in the town square or a giant chicken laying diamond eggs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

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  • CreeperCatastrophe

    CreeperCatastrophe
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1392
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dimension Hops: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3478
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

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  • OlympusCraft

    OlympusCraft
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 542
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ores Mined: 4354
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is OlympusCraft, an amazing server with Factions, PvP, PlotMe Creative, and minigames (coming soon)! We have WorldEdit enabled for creative on our server. We also have many warps and a shop. You can pick between Factions and Creative at our hub!

    We have a friendly and helpful staff and hope you enjoy your time on our server!

    108.166.172.86

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  • Fairy Tail Woooow Official Server

    Fairy Tail Woooow Official Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6872
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Crops Grown: 5158
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nerd Storm Production is happy to announce the official release of the Fairy Tail – Woooow! server. This server is dedicated to the modpack themed around the popular Anime, Fairy Tail. What does the server contain: – World of Fiore – Quests System – Jobs System to make money – Guild System – Separate resource world to preserve Fiore – Server economy system – Battle Towers to enhance your adventure – Ars Magica 2 is a focal point of this server as you are a wizard of Fiore

    So much more!

    mcserver.nerdstormproduction.com:25567

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  • The Word of Syrenica

    The Word of Syrenica
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9680
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fellow Mortals,

    Welcome to the land of Syrenica!

    Run by Gods of different mythologies you must aspire to your chosen God and learn the ways of the Golden Path.

    Syrenica is an mythological based RPG server with different Gods to asprire to.

    With awesome Plugins you will never stop having fun on our server

    108.60.205.124

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  • XeneCraft

    XeneCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3618
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    XeneCraft is a family friendly and safe small community server created by a teacher that believes in the passion of creativity and fun. We have well trained administrators to help out new players. All ages are welcome. Happy Mining!

    play.xenecraft.com

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  • Bitquest

    Bitquest
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6665
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Factions, survival, premium, non-premium servers and all minigames, skywars, skyblock, in Spain, Argentina, Mexico, Chile, USA, France, all in Spanish

    play.bitquest.co

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  • RaptorSBs Redstone Adventures

    RaptorSBs Redstone Adventures
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1700
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Using RaptorSB’s Redstone Adventures 1.7.10 modpack on CurseVoice. Forestry, Thermal Expansion, Minefactory Reloaded and more! McMMO, GriefPrevention, LWC and Essentials!

    redstone.minecraft.ms

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  • Mc.BestGame.lt

    Mc.BestGame.lt
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4137
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9466 Dimension Hops: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    survival , PVP and ranks /VIP /SVIP /MOD /Kits

    PVP SURVIVAL RANKS Rookie-God

    Free building

    m1.justhost.lt:21003

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  • HyperionGaming Just Do It

    HyperionGaming Just Do It
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8901
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 166

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, Welcome to Hyperion Gaming! We are a faction/minigame/survival/mcmmo based server with many awesome plugins. We are currently looking for new players to join our server. We hope to see you on the server

    104.219.7.24

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  • absu minecraft server

    absu minecraft server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5583
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1239 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’re just a friendly group of gamers who love Minecraft. We’re noob friendly and we’re open to adding mods to the server, but right now, it’s vanilla. Come on over and join us!

    absuguild.org

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  • Fusion Reloaded 24/7

    Fusion Reloaded 24/7
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6699
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 168186 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Zombie Dances: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    New server with amazing, friendly and experienced staff. Minigames, Creative, Factions and more! Join Now!

    209.105.238.51

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