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BlockyBedBloopers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	594766
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1551	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CreeperLoveCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

Theater Nerd High School Squad

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5337	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Buildings Constructed:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. why should you join? well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Toxic Fungus Bird Nests – Ant Defense

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6929
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where bird nests are made out of toxic fungus to keep those pesky ants away! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick treehouse, when suddenly an army of ants comes marching in. But wait, your bird nest made of toxic fungus swoops in like a superhero and saves the day! Plus, the toxic fungus gives your base a rad, otherworldly vibe. So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Feel the Vibes in Minecraft Server: Aged 18+ and Whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6317
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Vibe Time Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Server Age	4 months
Focus	Social and creative aspects
World Reset	No plans for future reset
Economy	Diamond based
Events	Regular events with rewards

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Vibe Time Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by filling out an application on our Discord server here or by adding Nonectwi on Discord.

Q: What makes Vibe Time different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Vibe Time is focused on building a strong community and emphasizing social and creative aspects of Minecraft. We have no plans for world resets and offer unique events and rewards for players.

Q: What is the economy like on Vibe Time?

A: The economy is diamond based and we plan to create a shopping district near spawn in the future.

Q: Are there any special features on Vibe Time?

A: We plan to implement a system that allows players to exceed the maximum enchantments on their gear through vanilla means, such as grinding.

Crafty Missiles Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a missile hitting its target? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, we promise). Hear explosions? Check. Feel the adrenaline rush of dodging missiles? Check. Join now for a gaming experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	9519
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!

Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.

Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7060	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

ConspiracyCraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Blockhead Realization

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	3563	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!