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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net

The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

1.20.4, Announcements, bedrock, BONUS, channel, Chaos, Claims, collide, Discord, District, Dynmap, Fun, hermit craft, home, Ip:, java, Join, Map, mod, ONLINE, Qol, shopping, slapstick, Slapstuck, smp, stay up to date, Tpa, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, world gen

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Mods/Plugins	Terralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc.
Additional Features	Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones.
Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join?	No, most mods/plugins are server-side.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules.
Can I join with my friends together?	Yes, you can invite friends to join the server.
How can I connect to the server?	For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net \| For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net

Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

Pixel Pinnacle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mines Excavated:	2539	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2056

Are you tired of boring mainstream video games that just can’t compare to the epicness of CyberPunk? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?

PixelmonPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can battle against Aoki in a virtual showdown! But that’s not all, before you face off against Aoki, you must first help out at a struggling eatery in the virtual world. Who knew saving a virtual restaurant could be so thrilling?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	5806	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5965	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Emeralds Found:	1740
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!