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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6434	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

BFFsTiedTheKnot

aita, Apology, autistic, Behavior, Best Friend, BFFsTiedTheKnot, Communication, Cruel, DAUGHTER, EXPECTING, family, friendship, Granddaughter, holidays, LEAVING, MARRIED, Moving away, so, Son, Tantrum, Wedding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness family feuds, wedding meltdowns, and surprise pregnancies – all in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good scandal and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. From entitled mother-in-laws to wedding day disasters, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!

Tick Tock Climate Shock

2100, Asian longhorned tick, climate, climate change, climate crisis, disease vector, emerging diseases, environmental impact, epidemiology, Europe, global warming, infectious diseases, public health, Risks, shock, spread, study, Tick, tick control, tick-borne diseases, tock, Usa, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	917
Zombie Dances:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Votes:	9558	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo! We got Asian longhorned ticks runnin’ around like they own the place, spreadin’ disease and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our special tick repellent armor that’ll keep those suckers away. Join now and help us fight off these creepy crawlies before they take over the world! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground tick fighting arena where you can battle it out for epic loot and braggin’ rights. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and save the world from tickageddon!

Loks Minecraft Survival

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	2959
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Lok’s Minecraft Survival is a complete vanilla server with no fancy add-ons, truly based on anarchy with minimal restrictions. The ownership system is centralized to prevent admin abuse. This server encourages skilled PvP and does not accommodate scripters.

play.lokweishes.com

The Blockcade

active community, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun Events, mine, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Players, Resources, Server Events, Survival, survival mode, SURVIVE, The Blockcade, Updates, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The Blockcade Minecraft Server is NOW OPEN!

We’re excited to announce that our Survival game mode is officially up and ready for you to explore!

Join us at play.theblockcade.com and start your adventure today! Build, mine, craft, and survive with friends and players from around the world.

Server Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your world, and survive! Active Community: Meet fellow players and work together. Fun Events: Stay tuned for future server events and updates.

play.theblockcade.com:8699

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Farms Harvested:	354	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPBG.MCMCMC.RU

Eternal Quest 1.20.2

#gamer, 1.20.2, Anime, BOFURI, ETERNAL, Gaming, gaming achievements, Gaming Adventure, gaming avatar, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming progression, Gaming Skills, gaming strategy, gaming tactics, Manga, mmorpg, online gaming, Quest, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m talkin’ about a place where you can unleash your inner gaming beast and show the world what a true gamer looks like.

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds like a pro, building epic structures that make other players jelly, and battling mobs like a freakin’ boss.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers, with crazy events, epic prizes, and a community of fellow gamers who will have your back no matter what.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what it truly means to be a gamer. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperCouplesNightOut

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperCouplesNightOut, feelings, female coworker, hanging out, Honesty, Innocence, Insecurity, Jealousy, late night, loyalty, relationship, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	2165
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hanging out with your boyfriend’s female coworker in a virtual world! That’s right, we encourage all players to form close friendships with coworkers and see where the night takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a virtual parking lot having deep conversations until the virtual bar closes!

But don’t worry, it’s all completely innocent in our server. Just like in real life, there’s nothing to worry about and you’re definitely not crazy for thinking otherwise. So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen – even virtual drama with your boyfriend’s coworker!

ActressCraftLove

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to build and have a blast! We have a secret hidden village where all your favorite actress crushes hang out and build alongside you. Want to impress Emma Stone with your epic castle? Or maybe have a laugh with Jennifer Lawrence while mining for diamonds? Join our server and make all your wildest dreams come true! Plus, rumor has it that Angelina Jolie herself will personally come and judge your builds. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity – join now!

Crab Anarchy

24/7, Anarchy, Crab Anarchy, Cyan_Husky, January 11th 2025, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Crab Anarchy! A Semi-Anarchy SMP with no plugins at the moment, it should be 24/7. The server was created January 11th, 2025. Owners username: Cyan_Husky

crabanarchy.falixsrv.me

HiveMC

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Griefing, Hardcore, HiveMC, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

HiveMC Minecraft Server

Overview
HiveMC is an upcoming survival server focused on trades and custom villager trades at spawn. It features sethome, land claim, and more unique gameplay elements.

More information can be found here.

Server might be released this week.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the focus of HiveMC server?	HiveMC server focuses on survival gameplay with trades, custom villager trades, sethome, and land claim features.
When is the server expected to be released?	The server might be released this week.