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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

Adventure, Beating, CarnivoreCraft, CARNIVORES, Challenges, Competition, courage, Defeat, determination, Duna, Exploration, fear, Gaming, Herbivores, Obstacles, perseverance, Picking, Running, Saurheadshiggydiggy, skill, strategy, Tread, triumph, Victory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8415	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	145	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9616
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4630	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5649	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	7948	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Votes:	9086

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!