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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9107	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	576
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5542

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5619	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4818
Void Gems Collected:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ores Mined:	5762	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Votes:	7717	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!