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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	394	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Emeralds Found:	2825
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1596	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Potions Brewed:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	216	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1638	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mines Excavated:	2364
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!