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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4194	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Items Found:	2203	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Buildings Constructed:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Emeralds Found:	4912	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Votes:	8529
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!