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funny Rossy Minecraft Servers

  • RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

    RossyRuler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1165
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

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  • KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition

    KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5082
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Magic Items Found: 8324

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    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u gotta evacuate like u in a war zone? well this server got u covered fam. we got 76,000 players evacuated as ukrainian troops push into russia’s kursk region. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for the last player standing. come join the madness, if u dare.

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  • BeatBlockMC

    BeatBlockMC
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4225
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Farms Harvested: 100
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 New Chunks Explored: 54562
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Towns Built: 7

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own music studio and become the next big thing in the music world! forget about being a boring miner or farmer, come make sick beats and rock out with ur block out! who needs diamonds when u can have platinum records, amirite? join now and show the world that u are the next minecraft mozart!

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  • No Directions Legacy: Get Lost on Purpose! 1.21 – No GPS, No Jetpacks

    No Directions Legacy: Get Lost on Purpose! 1.21 – No GPS, No Jetpacks
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4639
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

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    Server Overview

    IP nclegacy.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM
    Description NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments for game balance.

    Adjustments

    Basic Rules

    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Bigotry
    • No Doxxing/Harassment

    More clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is mostly vanilla with only minor adjustments.
    Can I use mods on the server? Client-side mods that do not give you an unfair advantage are allowed.
    Is griefing allowed? Griefing is generally discouraged, but not explicitly disallowed.
    How do I report a player breaking the rules? You can report players to the server moderators via Discord.

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  • VtubeCraft – Aspiring Minecraft Server

    VtubeCraft – Aspiring Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8718
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get advice on Vtubing while building your virtual empire? Look no further than our server, where we have Vtubers giving and receiving advice on all things Vtubing!

    Join us if you want to know whether you should stream on Twitch or YouTube – spoiler alert, we recommend streaming on both at the same time for maximum exposure! And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like building a house out of diamond blocks, the answer is YES, we would totally watch that!

    Need help with editing your Vtube clips? We’ve got you covered with recommendations for video editors that won’t break the bank (unless you want to pirate, in which case, go wild). And if you have any burning questions, don’t be afraid to ask – we promise to give you real feedback, even if it’s just us trolling you.

    But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji – join our server and you could be the next big Vtuber sensation! Plus, we have useful links to help you navigate the world of Vtubing, from privacy tips to what to avoid.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the Vtuber of your wildest dreams – who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next virtual millionaire!

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  • WokeBoomerCraft SMP

    WokeBoomerCraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9980
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

    So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

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  • PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

    PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1873
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 709090
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world craziness and enjoy some virtual chaos instead!

    Join us for a wild adventure in a townhouse complex like no other, where the backyard is open concept and anything goes. Forget about privacy fences, here you can roam freely and explore every backyard space with reckless abandon.

    But beware, there’s a mischievous kid on the loose who’s constantly causing mayhem with dogs and non-stop yelling. He’s like a real-life troll, but in Minecraft form! Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your virtual pets from his shenanigans?

    Experience the thrill of the chase as you try to catch this troublemaker in action, all while dodging his pranks and tricks. Can you outwit him and restore peace to the townhouse complex?

    Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few barks along the way. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let the games begin!

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  • MomLover69

    MomLover69
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2340
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as the Olympic torch? Look no further, because our server is the real MVP, just like those athletes going for the gold!

    Join us and upgrade your gaming experience just like this guy upgraded his engagement ring. We promise not to call you a gold digger, but we can’t promise you won’t find some hidden treasures in our virtual world.

    And if you ever encounter a Kevin in our server, don’t worry – we’ll have your back. We’ll make sure he gets a taste of his own medicine, just like this guy did when he shut down Kevin’s mom’s basement insults.

    So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a real-life twilight zone of fun and laughter!

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  • Endless Blockbuster

    Endless Blockbuster
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7761
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    New Chunks Explored: 59922 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

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    Are you tired of boring movies that feel like they never end? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a never-ending adventure that will make you forget all about those endless movies. Our server is so exciting, you’ll be begging for more hours to play! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll pull. Join now for a movie-worthy experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7907
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4540
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    so, like, u know how Israel and Norway used to be bffs when it came to the whole Palestinian thing? well, not anymore, bro! Israel is like, “nah, man, i can’t trust u anymore, Norway. u been playin’ me.” and Norway is just like, “whaaaat? but i thought we were cool, bro!”

    so now, Israel is lookin’ for some new pals to join their Minecraft server. and let me tell u, it’s gonna be lit, fam. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we got this one dude who’s like, the best at PvP. he’s like a ninja, bro. u won’t even see him coming.

    so, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and help Israel show Norway who’s boss, then come on down, bro. we’re waitin’ for u. let’s do this!

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  • UkrainianCraft: Deep Invasion

    UkrainianCraft: Deep Invasion
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1908
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Enchantments Applied: 179
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can battle like russia vs ukraine but with blocks!! build ur own army of creepers and skeletons to take down ur enemies!! u can go as deep as 20km into their territory and show them who’s boss!! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!! but be careful, u might just get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

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