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RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Votes:	913
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

SoccerCraft Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, Defeats, determination, football, games, goals, growth, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Passion, perseverance, Server, SoccerCraft, sports, success, Support, TEAM, Training, victories

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of kicking around a boring old soccer ball in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and kick around a giant diamond-encrusted pig instead! That’s right, our football journey will have you scoring goals and dodging creepers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Soccer Wizard, who can teach you secret spells to make your opponents trip over their own feet or turn into chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you score a hat trick, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Goalpost Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your football journey today! Who knows, you might even become the next Messi of Minecraft.

CampCraft: Indigenous Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, camp opportunities, campcraft, Caucasian, children’s files, colleagues, Conflict, fair, Guidelines, homeless shelter, indigenous, Indigenous families, Indigenous organization, Minecraft, Partnership, Partnerships, priority, Race, racism, scholarship, Server, Siblings, social worker, summer camp, white child

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spark joy in your virtual life? Look no further, because our server is like a children’s museum…but on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions, just like our social worker friend here. You’ll have to choose between siblings, Indigenous kids, and even Caucasian kids for that one coveted spot on our server. Will you be called racist? Will your colleagues be FURIOUS with you? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other opportunities for you to enjoy on our server. From trampoline parks to zoos, the fun never ends! So come on down and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs a children’s museum when you’ve got us?

MacBookMayhemCraft

autism, birthday gift, Boundaries, Chromebook, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, ENTITLEMENT, family, friendship, high school, laptop, macbook air, macbook pro, MacBookMayhemCraft, parenting, PS5, repair shop, roblox, spoiled brat, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.

Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!

CraftyCashGrab

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, designer brands, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialistic culture, overpriced products, retail therapy, retail trends, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Farms Harvested:	866	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	1344
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1952
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	6554

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

FrozenFundsFTW

blinken, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, economic sanctions, financial aid, foreign policy, frozen funds, FrozenFundsFTW, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestinian authority, Palestinian funds, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political pressure, US Secretary of State, US-Israel relations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	125
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!

EgoCraft: Where Standards Are Made!

conformity, EgoCraft, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, narcissism, societal acceptance, societal behavior, societal conditioning, societal conformity, societal control, societal expectations, societal influence, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Standards, toxic masculinity, unrealistic beauty standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Void Armor Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from societies dumb standards and be whoever you want to be! be a buff dude with luscious locks or a fierce warrior princess with a beard, we don’t judge! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and pigs fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Sunday).

we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s not active). our community is full of wacky characters who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but please don’t actually pee your pants, that’s gross).

so come join us on our minecraft server where the only standards are the ones you set for yourself (and maybe the occasional rule about not griefing, but that’s just common sense). let your freak flag fly and have a blast with us!