Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 7:41 AM

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Block and Roll

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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HIV+ Family Fun Land

behavioral factors, Danish, excess mortality, family, family members, Fun, HIV, Land, life expectancy, long tail tags, nationwide study, socioeconomic factors

join our epic minecraft server and increase ur life expantancy by 1000%! we got crazy parties every night, with disco balls and lava pits for u to dance around. our players are so lit, they make the sun look like a dim candle. u will be living ur best life on this server, trust me.

we also have a secret underground society of unicorns who will grant u wishes if u bring them a diamond block. they will protect u from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with u. plus, they throw the best rainbow parties in town.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the world? if u can find it, u will be the richest player on the server. but be warned, the ghost likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch ur back!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and live ur best minecraft life. ur future self will thank u for it. trust me, i’m a doctor.

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💜PlanetMine💜 – 💥DONATE TO EVERYONE💥 Minecraft server

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Come in, free donation, drawing, survival, donations, anarchy, economy

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PixelPayouts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you only earn a fraction of what the other players do? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll earn 1/3 of what anycolor earns! That’s right, we’re all about equality here, even if it means you’re making way less than everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the players from China are lining up to test out the market. Who knew Minecraft could be such a lucrative business opportunity? And don’t even get us started on the delusional fags who think Cover is raking in the dough. We’re all about keeping it real here, even if it means crushing dreams along the way.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual world. Or at least earn more than 1/3 of what anycolor is making.

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SonicCraft – Fast & Furriest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us for all things Sonic, from discussing the latest games to sharing your favorite mecha girl fan art!

Looking for a place to hype up the release of Sonic X Shadow Generations? Look no further, we’ve got a countdown going and even a special animation in the works! And don’t forget about Sonic Rumble – it’s gonna be a game changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is set to drop in December 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures. Plus, we’ve got a whole list of IDW release dates that will have you counting down the days.

Join our server for all the Sonic game and mod recommendations you could ever need. And if you’re a fan of Sonic comics, we’ve got scans galore to keep you entertained for hours.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the Sonic fandom like never before. Gotta go fast to catch all the excitement!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!

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MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

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CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

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Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

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YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

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