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BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Animals Bred:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

MineLifeLessons

Experience, life advice, life discoveries, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, life revelations, life teachings, life understanding, life wisdom, MineLifeLessons, personal growth, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious lessons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. From learning how to tame a herd of explosive llamas to mastering the art of underwater basket weaving, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and get ready to laugh your way to enlightenment!

PalestinianPunchOut

controversy, Economy, employment, foreign labor, foreign workers, Government, immigration, international relations, Israel, Labor, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Palestinian workers, PalestinianPunchOut, palestinians, Plan, policy, Replacement, Social Issues, strategy, Workforce

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have more foreign workers than you can shake a stick at! forget about those pesky palestinians, we got a whole new crew ready to mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow.

our server is like a melting pot of cultures, with villagers from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and battle monsters.

plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads straight to the diamond mines – shh, don’t tell anyone!

so come on down and join the fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

GoldMedalBitesSilly

achievement, athletes, Authenticity, Biting, celebration, Competition, gold medal, gold percentage, GoldMedalBitesSilly, Medals, metal, olympic games, olympic gold, precious metal, purity, silly, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Value, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Mines Excavated:	1381	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a unicorn rave.

Once, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. They brought back a block of cheddar that could shoot lasers.

Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into chickens with a flick of their wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join now before the creepers throw a dance party without you!

SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boost, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, dendritic spine, Elderly, head diameter, Memory, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, old age, Patients, Remodeling, Server, SpineCraft, Synapses, Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	453	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!

join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!

come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?

REBORN ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets bedtime stories… for adults. Join our cool kids club today!

Adults, after life, bedtime, club, Community, Cool, Datapacks, Empires, Fabric, Friends, gameplay, Industry, java, Join, Kids, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Origin, Origins, reborn, Roleplay, semi-roleplaying, Server, smp, Stories, Survival, Today, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	590754	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Server Name	Reborn Origins
Server Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Number of Mods	60+

Overview:

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose a random origin and interact with others in a semi roleplay environment. Players can create their own backstory and lore, build communities, and establish towns. The server features various mods to enhance gameplay and offers a welcoming community for all players.

FAQ:

1. Can I choose my own origin? Players get to choose an origin at random on the server.

2. What happens when I die? When you die, your origin becomes anew, adding a unique twist to gameplay.

3. Are there any specific rules for the server? While the server encourages roleplay and community building, players are expected to treat each other with respect and kindness.

4. How can I join the server? For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord server at Discord.

Holobros Minecraft Server: Time to Mine!

achieving goals, brotherhood, brotherly love, determination, encouragement, family bond, holobros, inner strength, inspirational messages, It’s time, Minecraft, motivational quotes, personal growth, positive vibes, positivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, Server, success mindset, Support, Time, time for change, Time management, time to shine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9163	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Pig. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, right?

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, LAUGHING, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Fantasies, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, TOWN, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Votes:	7489
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!