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BlockyBanter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4118	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	7110
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	19

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

ufohook.xyz

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2658	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

juststorm.aurorix.one

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Ores Mined:	3322

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	177	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4177	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!