Funny Remarks MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

humorous comebacks, funny insults, innocent insults, playful insults, playful banter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

crazy comments, funny remarks, Personal experiences, single, non-single

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

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BlockyBanter

funny situations, hilarious, Laughter, JOKE, funny remarks during sex

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

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New Server IP
Mythos MC

Cross-Play, Towny

Welcome to MythosMC! This is a towny server with a wonderfull community and fun plugins! We hope to see you in our server soon!

178.33.46.185:25600

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Enter the Dungeon

Minecraft, custom ores, Factions, Dungeons, Anarchy

Enter the dungeon in the best minecraft mmo server ever with custom ores and dungeons. The server is always online and There is always stuff to do! Bosses have been added.

172.93.101.176:25589

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Crafty DALL-E 3: Creeper Edition

algorithm, ai, creeper, Crafty, creativity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, and our Nether is basically a hot tub party with the Ghasts as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, which lets you mine entire mountains in one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

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CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

ice hockey, lifelong passion, Fast-paced, team sports, Sportsmanship

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

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MineLachs

Updates, CaveBlock, administrators, minecraft server, MCMMO

Welcome to Minelachs.net! Dive into our Minecraft world and discover a variety of exciting game modes, including our main focus on Citybuild and Freebuild! Citybuild: Build your own city and transform it into a thriving center of creativity and community. From impressive skyscrapers to picturesque residential districts – there are no limits to your imagination! Work together with other players, trade resources and create a city that everyone will admire. Freebuild: If you want to unleash your creativity without restrictions, our Freebuild mode is perfect for you! Build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about limitations or resource acquisition. Here you can create your own masterpiece, be it a majestic castle, a huge labyrinth or an elaborate park. Skyblock: Enter a floating world full of challenges and opportunities! Start on a small island and expand it into a thriving empire with limited resources. Challenge yourself, discover new techniques and expand your island to become one of the greatest in the Skyblock world. Oneblock:A unique adventure awaits you in Oneblock mode! Start on a single block and overcome a series of challenges as your world continually evolves. Unlock new areas, discover rare treasures, and watch your humble block become a thriving paradise. Caveblock:Dive deep into the underworld and explore the mysterious caves of Caveblock mode! Overcome dangerous challenges, collect valuable resources and create your own underground colony. Prove your skills in dealing with the darkness and become the ruler of the caves. Why minelachs.net? A vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts ready to build and play together. Regular events and competitions to show off your skills and win great prizes. A dedicated team of moderators and administrators to ensure your gaming experience is smooth and entertaining. Constant development and updates to ensure our server is always up to date and offers new features. Join our server today and become part of a fantastic Minecraft community on minelachs.net!

Minelachs.net

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ChaoticLines

multiplayer, 1.20.4, Anarchy, ONLINE, Survival

Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!

chaoticlines.net

1.19 – 1.20.4+

chaoticlines.net

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Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Semi Vanilla, java edition, suggestion, shopping district

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.