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MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	1533
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4578
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5475	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5636
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

mc.europlayzone.eu

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, competitive, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA, Model Viewer, multiplayer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, strategy, Worlds 2024

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	226
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?