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Blockhead Blunders

Blockhead, Blunders, childhood innocence, childhood naivety, comical beliefs, dumb thoughts, embarrassing beliefs, facepalm moments, foolish notions, funny misconceptions, funny realizations, hindsight humor, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight laughs, laugh at myself, laughable misconceptions, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous thoughts, silly beliefs, silly ideas, stupid beliefs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Potions Brewed:	97	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, current events, extremism, Global Issues, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international news, massacre, Minecraft, mourning, News, Nigeria, Nigerian Christians, persecution, PRAYER, religious freedom, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! we promise you won’t get massacred by any creepers or zombies, just some friendly players looking to build cool stuff together. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

Milei’s Minecraft Inflation Fun

2022, argentina, Fun, inflation, lowest level, milei, Mileis, Minecraft, Slow

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4346	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have less inflation than Argentina in 2022 under Milei!!! that’s right, our server is so lit that even the economy is stable!!! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing at those poor Argentinians dealing with crazy inflation rates. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with emeralds and diamonds because why not, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most stable and prosperous minecraft server ever!!!

TheHardcoreKing

Adventure, Amplified, Brutal, challenge, Dangerous, death, Difficult, EXTREME, Hardcore, hardcore mode, INTENSE, intense survival, Perilous, PvP, Risk, Survival, Survival Challenge, Thrill, UNFORGIVING

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	4

the hardcore king is THE hardcore server to risk your life on!

come join us on our amplified world that will try and kill you at any chance it gets

thehardcoreking.com

EliteEnder

Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, EliteEnder, Events, Friendly staff, Minecraft, nice playerbase, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

EliteEnder is a friendly, Semi-Vanilla minecraft 1.21 SMP. Join the Discord using /discord in game to apply today. We have /shops and host events often! With friendly staff and a nice playerbase why not join today!

EliteEnder.minehut.gg

🎮 Basement Gaming: Bringing you slightly-modded mayhem in our public SMP server! 🎮

basement, bringing, challenge, Chaos, Community, freedom, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, Gaming, Griefing, Guidelines, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Public, rules, Server, slightlymodded, smp, Structures, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server Overview

A Community with History
Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.

A Community with History

Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.

Play Your Way
What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.

Play Your Way

What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.

Simple Rules
Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it! We’ve kept things simple because we believe in letting players have as much freedom as possible. The community is thriving, and it’s all thanks to these simple but effective guidelines.

Vanilla+ Experience
If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.

Vanilla+ Experience

If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.

Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business
We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.

Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business

We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.

Join Our Community on Discord! You can get whitelisted here on our Discord Server! Join Now

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on our server.
Are there any rules against hacking?	Yes, hacking is not allowed on our server.
Do I need to be an expert in modding to enjoy the mods on the server?	No, our mods are easy to install and we provide assistance if needed.

CraftyDall-E Minecraft Server

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com/create, computer vision, CraftyDallE, Creative Technology, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, Server, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1313	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! Or how about diving into a pool of lava filled with diamonds just waiting to be mined?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let the craziness begin!

VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP

being cared for, brainwashed by media, dehumanizing men, emotional intimacy, feeling loved, feeling sexy, gender equality, Gender Roles, given orgasms, humblebraggers, male vulnerability, Media influence, Minecraft, self worth, self-acceptance, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, trooning out, vicarious role, VicariousVillager

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	186

Are you tired of being a humblebragger in the bedroom? Want to feel sexy, loved, and cared for in a Minecraft SMP like never before? Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual satisfaction! No need to troon out or be brainwashed by the media – just come as you are and enjoy multiple orgasms in a safe and inclusive environment. Don’t settle for vicarious roles in sex, join us and be the star of your own Minecraft love story!

BagCraft: Designer Drama

affordability, BagCraft, bills, birthday gift, clothes shopping, DAUGHTER, Designer, designer bag, different budgets, Drama, Jealousy, life stages, luxury, matching bags, mini me, MONEY, parenting, playdate group, Purse, Show off, social dynamics, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a block of dirt? Well, look no further than our server, where we guarantee a purse-free gaming experience!

Join us and escape the real world where matching crossbody bags cause chaos and tears. Our server is a place where kids can’t tell the difference between a designer bag and a pixelated block – because who needs expensive accessories when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about budget differences and purse envy, on our server, the only thing you’ll be showing off is your epic builds and redstone contraptions. So come join us and leave the purse drama behind – because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing that matters is having a creeper-free day!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	2880	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!