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  • Crafting Chaos – LOL Wut Now

    Crafting Chaos – LOL Wut Now

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    Join the Dimensional Paradox: Reality Doesn’t Exist!

    Welcome, brave traveler, to the greatest (or worst? Who knows!) Minecraft server known as “The Dimensional Paradox”! Here, we’ve transcended mere blocks and pixels – we’ve entered an endless spiral of chaotic enlightenment! Join us now, or are you already a part of us? Or are we actually a part of you? Don’t question it – just log in! LOL WUT? It’s the ultimate void experience!

    Insanity-Infused Gameplay Features
    Feature Description
    Dimension Marker Whirlwinds Run away from random whirlwinds that teleport you to alternate universes where fish rule the land! Be careful of their wisdom. Trust no salmon!
    Sentient Blocks All blocks talk. They don’t say much, but sometimes they tell you your darkest desires. Or do they? Nobody knows! Talk to a dirt block today!
    Infinite Enderman Chatroom Join the confused chit-chat of Endermen! Every message is both a joke and an alarm. Good luck deciphering the meaning of eternity!
    Zombie Disco Parties Every Friday at midnight, zombies gather to dance. Warning: You may spontaneously start dancing too, regardless of your willingness to join the boogie!
    Glitch Bunnies! Every third server restart gives birth to glitchy bunnies that can predicted the weather. Why believe in science when you can chase these fluffy crystals?

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is as easy as questioning your existence! Just type your username backwards, while contemplating the fabric of reality. If it feels wrong, you’re halfway there!

    Q: What if my mind breaks?A: Mind?! What is mind? Is it not just a digital echo? Embrace the fragmentation! Or run. Maybe both?

    Q: Is there a spawn point?A: Spawn points are an illusion brought to you by corporate capitalism. Just float into the abyss and see where you land… It might be a luxury hotel stuffed with creepypasta!

    Random Server Reviews

    “WTF LOL, why did I eat a block of dirt?” – A confused new player

    “I thought I was playing Minecraft, but I’m just a manifestation of cosmic nonsense!” – A disoriented wanderer

    “Everything feels so unreal… or is it the hypnosis from the dancing zombies?” – A paranoid disco participant

    Join now, or are you already caught in our chaotic web?

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  • Enchanted Rainbow Realm 1.20.1

    Enchanted Rainbow Realm 1.20.1

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and madness. Imagine a world where cute but most likely gay boys give you looks and you have to respond in the most epic way possible. It’s like a virtual dance-off but with pixels and creepers. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks while also slaying some hearts. Let’s gooooo!

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  • FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

    FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

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    Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

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  • WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

    WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

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    Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

    AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fly on a pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mob called the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the Rainbow Llama will have unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your epic pig-flying, fireball-shooting skills! Just be prepared to answer the question, “Anon, you did WHAT?” after your first day on the server.

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  • Reunion

    Reunion

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    IP: reunionsmp.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe

    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Vanilla: While the server does have claims, homes, and a player economy, It is still considered almost entirely vanilla.

    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie

    Moderator – JustinThe1, Neeser_, Dr_Vortex, Nix_Quinn_Dem

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  • Atm 9 Server 18+

    Atm 9 Server 18+

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    Looking for a few more people to join a server I made. We have a few people right now but want atleast a couple more.

    We will have a few rules but mainly it is going to be an honor system as I want to play and not enforce the rules.

    Active players are what we want mainly, and I mean people who hope on for atleast a few hours every other day nothing too crazy.

    This is a survival server with a spawn area and that is it, looking to add shops to spice it up a bit.

    We have a discord and are all pretty friendly. Let me know if you would like to join.

    This is not the server Ip it wont let me post without one and I don’t want just a bunch of random people griefing

    Server Ip: mc.netherite.gg

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  • Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

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    Pandamium’s snapshot server is a experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

    Our aim is to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled such as bundles, and 1.21 content! We discuss new and upcoming features, and host watch parties for Minecraft Live every year! If you join now you will be able to experiment with the crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, armadillos, wolf armour, wind charges, the bogged, the macethe new effectsand so much more!

    We have a very friendly community and multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy. Since the height of our popularity from 2019 to 2022, the community has gotten a bit smaller but we still average around 10 players online at any given time. We reset the End every month to allow for exploration of end cities for new players, and we run an enchanced dragon fight once per month with a dragon egg up for grabs, but we aim to never reset the overworld and nether.

    We expect to be reworking many aspects of the server over this new year including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech, and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots!

    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

    Version: 24w13a (Latest Snapshot for 1.20.5 / 1.21)

    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    If you have any questions, we have a very helpful staff team, and usually multiple moderators online on the servers and on Discord, to assist with any issues or requests. We also have a Release Server if you’d prefer a more stable experience.

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  • Hubcraft

    Hubcraft

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    Hey everyone! Our Hermitcraft-like server is now in its 3rd season and we have a friendly small community looking to welcome new comers 🙂 On our server you can expect a very close experience to what life might be like on the official Hermitcraft server! We are a very build orientated bunch of players but we love getting up to some shenanigans too. We also have an ever expanding shopping district and a newly elected mayor to help maintain the ins and outs. Our server is basically vanilla Minecraft with some vanilla tweaks, such as, 1 player sleep, mini blocks and more… We also are using the new 1.21 blocks, such as the crafter and new tuff variants, however, we’re keeping trial chambers disabled until the official 1.21 update. We’re always looking for players that can bring creative new life with magical builds or complicated redstone machines no one understands. If this sounds like you then give us a try! Server Info – Hosted: Oceania, Australia – Java 1.20.4 fabric – Voice-chat (optional) – Vanilla-tweaks (same as Hermitcraft) – Performance mods – Dynmap (with base markers) – 1.21 blocks + crafter (No trial chambers until main update) – 16+ preferably (mature players) Come explore our discord that holds all the information you need https://discord.gg/42PmaDXnPe

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  • Crafttomuck S2

    Crafttomuck S2

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    Hello everyone! Crafttomuck is a long term Create mod focused SMP. We’re looking for some new faces to join our community. We are a no griefing, no stealing, good vibes only kind of server. If you think you can follow those rules, and a few others, then we’d love to see you on!

    We also have 2 other servers, a Creative server and a Create Mod Skyblock server. You are welcome to use the creative server for any building/testing needs. The skyblock server is for the players looking for a little bit more of a challenge and working together with other players!

    Stop by www.crafttomuck.com to find the invite link to the discord where you can apply.

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  • TechNut

    TechNut

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    What Is Technut?

    Technut is a fairly new and fresh server, consisting of players who are experienced in the building/ technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game.

    Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together.

    We also have a diamond/player-based economy, with a large shopping district that would reset yearly to keep the server and economy fresh.

    Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, closeknit community & overall experience.

    While our server focusses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as quality of life mods/datapacks, like Armour Statues, Multiplayer Sleep and carpet mod.

    Dynmap Here: http://168.119.2.147:25461/

    When did the server start/reset

    Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!

    What type of players are we looking for?

    We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.

    How can I apply?

    Apply through our discord: @ https://discord.gg/VV9FANwUMc

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  • Erwaciv

    Erwaciv

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    Erwa is a geopol project starting on the 5th of April. the project hasnt started yet so you can still be part of it from right at the beginning. The server is a heavily rp and geopol oriented server, so expect to invent lore, wage war and make diplomacy.

    The server is NOT a towny server. Land will not be claimed through a command but rather through news posts and maps on our discord wich you can join in the link below.

    QnA:

    can you claim all the land?

    No, you the griefprotect and claimable are only goes from spawn (x=0, z=0) to x=5000, z=5000 because we want the community to be connected, this is also why we deactivated elytra, if you want to travel fast make roads or railways!

    Can I invite my friends?

    Yes, of course you can, and we heavily encourage you to do so as we want an active and connected community.

    Can I make my own nation?

    Yes, especially in the early days of the server new nations will be heavily encouraged, but joining an existing nation is also great as less active and highly populated nations are better then many one man nations.

    How can i join?

    Click the link below and write an introduction in our discord. For now most to all people will be accepted.

    Discord:

    https://discord.gg/MSbP2fzk

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  • Prism SMP

    Prism SMP

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    Server IP: 5.135.32.4:25599

    Discord Server: Join

    Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

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    WE OFFER:

    – Life-steal, we have decided to make the server a life-steal server to promote the economy of hearts and value of hearts to create a more thrilling, enjoyable and competitive experience.

    – Custom Enchants, enjoy having a range of custom enchantments on a range of gear as we have added custom enchants, this allows for you guys to grind more and become even more OP making for fights to be even more enjoyable.

    – Anti Combat-Log, no need to worry about your opponents leaving or flying away mid battle as we have ensured this is extremely difficult to do by disabling all commands when in combat and killing a player if they leave during ombat.

    – Teams, this SMP will be split into many teams in which you can create for no cost at all and run with ease, create your own team with your friends and dominate the server.

    – World Border, no need to worry about trying to find opponents as we have set the world border to 15000 blocks in the overworld and 10000 in the end and nether. This ensures that people will not just hide away and will be forced to fight.

    – Random Teleport, no need to worry about starting out as we have ensured you are able to freely teleport around with map with the simple command of /rtp this will teleport you to a random location within the world border so that you can start out safely.

    – Vein Miner, a simple quality of life plugin that just speeds up the boring parts of basic minecraft to give you a more enjoyable experience. This plugin breaks a clump of ores instantly.

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    MINECRAFT SERVER RULES:

    1.) Have common sense, don’t try loopholes or be a smart-ass (It won’t work)

    2.) No creating machines or devices specifically to lag out the server. If you wanna play on the server, this sort of thing is honestly super counter-intuitive.

    3.) Hacking/x-raying are all not allowed, and will be met with a warning the first time, a ban the second time.*

    4.) No duping or exploiting items in anyway that is unfair.

    5.) No nudity/NSFW. Do not post any kind of sexually suggestive images, nudity, or gore in the chats.

    6.) Posting links that redirect to giveaways, harmful/adult/derogatory content, or malicious downloads/viruses is prohibited.

    7.) No targeted harassment against members, especially for things that happen on the Minecraft server.

    8.) Keep Discord discussion to appropriate channels. Multiple exist for a reason.

    9.) Have fun, we like to have a joke and a laugh.

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    Kind regards,

    Prism

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  • The Forever Server

    The Forever Server

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    Join us in crafting, exploring, and growing together in this unique gaming experience! We are looking for active players that like to build and enjoy a community environment! -No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. -No (Mojang) chat reports. -No donation perks or any such frills. -No McMMO or alike. -IP: play.theforever.ca -Dynmap: play.theforever.ca:8123 -Discord: https://discord.gg/Rcf6SCWdaA

    Trust based trading, 20% of player need to sleep to skip the night. The world will never reset! All made in survival, including spawn area, lots of public farms, and many builds in progress! "The Forever Server" is an international, community-driven server. There is constant communication on our Discord, both serious discussion and goofiness. We constantly seek the opinions and views of the player base and large changes are made through player discussion. Suggestions are always welcome. A dedicated admin team is always on hand to make sure things are working smoothly, bad behaviour is squashed, and your time on the server is stress-free. Our DynMap, which can be viewed through the website, allows you to navigate to your favourite biome and see how close/far you are from your fellow players.

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  • Acidic

    Acidic

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    Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items, Loot Crates, Player Shops and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

    Current Plugins: EssentialsX, Vault, BlockProtect, CoreProtect, Silk-Spawners, WorldEdit, Luckperms, InvisibleItemFrames, HeadDrop, ChestShop, EconomyShopGUI, CrazyCrates

    IP: 135.148.137.75:25720

    Discord: https://discord.gg/TJxBPvD9Wn

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