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ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5268
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

11 Days to Billionaire

1 billion seconds, 1 million seconds, 11 days, 31 years, billionaire, Days, seconds to days, seconds to years, time calculation, time comparison, time conversion, time duration, time equivalency, time increments, time intervals, time measurement, time periods, time scale, time span, time units, time values

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft

at risk, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling negative emotions, coping with stress, disadvantaged children, emotional regulation, emotional well being, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, poorer kids, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, SleeplessCraft, socioeconomic status, Stress Management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	5697	Players Killed by Monsters:	3277
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?

and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.

so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?