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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	121

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend goals, weekend ideas, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend schedule, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

acceptance, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperVille, Crisis, cross-border cooperation, deputy PM, Diplomacy, displaced persons, eastern europe, government response, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Migration, political asylum, readiness, refugee assistance, refugee resettlement., Russian refugees, Ukraine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3826

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8864	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!