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BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1957
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchantments Applied:	166	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	6423
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6279
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Votes:	4586	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8953	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Star Shards Collected:	131	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	507

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!