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BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1093	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PonyCraft Minecraft Server

affectionate, Animal Behavior, face licking, facial expressions, funny, funny quotes, Grooming, horse faced, humor, humorous dialogue, insult, Kid, Minecraft, nibbling, playful, playful banter, playful insults, pony soldier, ponycraft, Server, teasing, teasing banter, unique insults

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Votes:	6927

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

awkward noises, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, bodily functions, comedic mishaps, creeper, embarrassing moments, explosions, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, funny quotes, gastrointestinal issues, humor, louder, oops moments, poop jokes, public embarrassment, sharting, social faux pas, Sound, toilet humor, unexpected bodily functions, unexpected surprises

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SAFFAMC Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

This server has:Talismans and spheres

New Year’s gifts with prizes

Mystics and Pyramids

Bosses and Duels

Buyer and many ways to make money for PVE

And much more that you will see for yourself on the server!

saffamc.servop.ru

Equilibrium Inferno

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Equilibrium: A Realm in Flames!

Embark on an extraordinary adventure in a world forged from the remnants of a rite gone wrong, now consumed by the blazing embrace of the Inferno modpack. As a courageous adventurer, you stand at the crossroads of destiny, facing the daunting task of rising from the ashes. Your journey is not merely a personal quest for survival but a profound battle for the equilibrium of the universe itself.

Traverse the treacherous paths of nether and fire, confronting nightmarish creatures and uncovering the mysteries of hidden realms. In Equilibrium, survival demands not only strength but also cunning as you shape the destiny of this fiery dimension. The interplay of magic and technology awaits you, urging you to master the elements of fire, blood, and arcane forces, all intricately woven into the fabric of the Inferno modpack. Unlike conventional grinding, this modpack challenges you to find ingenious solutions and delve into deeply nested progression, where every step forward unveils new realms of power.

Immerse yourself in the complexities of the Inferno modpack, a world where the very essence of fire and magic intertwines with the survivalist spirit. Build your empire amidst the chaos, commanding a legion of minions with our custom Minecolonies adaptation, deploying buildings instantly with Capsule, and fortifying your position with Building Gadgets. Explore the seven deadly sin dungeons, face the challenges within, and amass resources to construct a fortress that withstands the infernal onslaught.

Engage in epic quests that navigate the lore of Inferno with FTB Quests. Unveil engaging storylines, embark on hundreds of quests, confront the abyss, challenge the Wither Storm, and collect ancient artifacts hidden in lost ruins. Equilibrium awaits your presence, where the flames of challenge are tempered by the forge of creativity, and the balance of power rests firmly in your hands. Will you be the savior of this burning realm, or will you be consumed by the fiery chaos? The choice is yours in Equilibrium!

51.68.204.137:25599

EXODON

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	524

We are a server reopened in early 2023, a new project trying to give the best possible experience to all players.

We have the following functionalities: – Jobs – McMMO – Ranks System [/Rankup]

– Tag system, by country and personalized – Protections for players – Tops/leaderboards of different aspects – Team system, you can play with your friends and share a private chat – Broadcasting of death messages, caused by players or hostile entities.

-Discord https://discord.gg/fcWJCBj6ar

We open today 02/27/2023, hours in the image, IP address: mc.exodon.us [1.19.x-1.19.3]

mc.exodon.us

MINEPLEX MCPE server Minecraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

The owner of the “MINEPLEX MCPE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

fun.infinity-core.ru:19135

AnarchyKraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Anarchykraft is a unique anarchy experience for Minecraft!

we offer a unique anarchy experience unlike no other. We allow 0 admin interferance. Only 2 Admins Small community, Offering a unique referral program we allow game breaking exploits.

We offer a unique referral system where we give free nitro to users who invite others. Read more about it in the server. With enough invites we also offer a unique $10 giftcard for any service/website of your choosing as a thank you to inviting users who interact with the community.

JOIN US TODAY!

mc.anarchykraft.online

AsterMC

Economy, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5793	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

play.astermc.com

MayGrief Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

The owner of the server “MayGrief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

crux.24serv.pro:12000

CycloneClassic

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

The CycloneClassic Minecraft server is a replica of CycloneNetwork’s V1 OP Prison server from 2014. If you are looking for old school OP Prison experience, this is the place to be! No crazy token enchants, just you and your trusty fortune pickaxe.

Ranks from A-Z and more, plots, unlockable cosmetic wings, monthly store vouchers for top players and everything else you would want from an older, more classic op prison server.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8-1.19.

IP: mc.cycloneclassic.org Discord: https://discord.gg/UgT7W3nGHN

mc.cycloneclassic.org

Fallen Kingdom MCS

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons server. New server. Twice the XP. We are looking for for Admins/Developers. New player friendly Join our discord for More information and to hand out would like to do a set of kingdoms for RP our regular play on the server where the make the rules of the Land the try and control. this does not mean Greif or just simple destroy other players for nor reason however.

158.69.30.121

CubePolit server Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	199	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	211
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

On CubePolit you can create your own state, conquer the whole world with a real world map, improve your city, upgrade centuries, religion, forms of government, capture other cities, nations.

z20.joinserver.xyz:25766