funny quotes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bathroom manners, bathroom routine, bathroom rules, bathroom schedule, bodily functions, bodily waste, Fun, funny quotes, humor, Land, peepee, peepee time, Poopoo, poopoo time, potty time, toilet humor

join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience da ultimate confusion of poopoo time and peepee time! u can build ur own poopoo castle or peepee palace, da choice is urs!

we have OP info like u never seen before, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes! u can even summon a herd of dancing llamas to protect ur base from evil creepers!

come join us for da most epic adventure of ur life, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity)!

IP: poopootimeandpeepeetime.About.poopoo

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BlockyBedBanter

awkward exchanges, awkward moments, bedroom blunders, BlockyBedBanter, cringeworthy comments, dumb sex quotes, dumbest thing said, embarrassing moments, embarrassing quotes, foolish remarks, funny quotes, funny sex moments, hilarious conversations, inappropriate remarks, laughable quotes, ridiculous comments, ridiculous statements, sex talk, sexual humor, silly sex talk, silly things said

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the creepers can’t stop laughing. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to make all the chickens in the game break out into a synchronized dance routine. So come on, join us and let’s have a blast!

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Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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TVShowFunnies Minecraft SMP

best tv shows, binge-worthy shows, comedic actors, comedy series, comedy tv shows, Entertainment, favorite TV shows., Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny tv shows, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Minecraft, must-watch tv shows, popular tv shows, sitcoms, smp, television, top tv shows, TV series, TVShowFunnies

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We have llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can juggle, and pigs that can fly (literally, we installed a mod for that). And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night, it’s lit AF!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who give out quests for you to complete, like finding the rarest block in the game or building a giant statue of a potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by the ancient gods of Minecraft themselves.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestMinecraftSMPever #PotatoStatueFTW #DolphinQuestsAreLife

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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

BAH, Bah gawd, beat, beat harder, commentary, dramatic moments, funny quotes, Gawd., Gettin, Harder, Hes, iconic catchphrases., intense match, internet humor, King, Minecraft, Ohio, skibidi toilet, smp, social media, Sports Entertainment, viral video, wrestling, wrestling announcers, wrestling fans, wrestling memes, wwe

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

amusing, comedy, Doobie, Entertaining, friendship, funny, funny bonding, funny conversations, funny experiences, funny friends, funny girl, funny interactions, Funny Moments, funny personalities, funny quotes, funny situations, getting along, Girls, humor, Humorous, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, socializing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

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BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

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24 Hour Craze Server

CRAZE, daily interactions, Daily Life, double standards, enjoy your day, everyday interactions, eye-opening, funny quotes, funny situations, hour, Human Behavior, humor, lose their minds, next 24 hours, Perception, reactions, sarcasm, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unexpected reactions

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

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Toothless Floss-Free Zone

dental care, dental facts, dental health, dental humor, dental hygiene, dental jokes, dental maintenance, dental routine, dental tips, dental visits, FlossFree, flossing, funny quotes, healthy teeth, oral health, oral hygiene, preventive care, tooth decay, tooth extraction, tooth loss, toothbrush, toothless, Zone

yo, so like, join our minecraft server cuz like, if you come on, you’ll magically grow a third arm and be able to mine diamonds with your toes. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, if you lose every other tooth, you’ll never have to floss again. like, who needs dental hygiene when you’re living in a world where lava flows like chocolate milk and creepers wear top hats? come join us for the most epic adventure of your life, bro.

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Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

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MommaCraft: SisFailAITA

Assistance, babying, Boundaries, child development, Chores, Communication, Failure, family dynamics, Frustration, growing up, Harsh, INDEPENDENCE, MommaCraft, parenting, parents, Resentment, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, SisFailAITA, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.

On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.

So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!

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MobCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Benjamin Netanyahu, Calm, Conflict, defense forces, extremist, far-right MKs, Government, herzog, IDF base, Isaac Herzog, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mob, MobCraft, Netanyahu, Politics, protest, SECURITY, Server, violence

Yo, so like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got mobs storming IDF bases with far-right MKs, like what even is that?! It’s a total party up in here, with Netanyahu and Herzog tryna keep the peace, but we all know it’s just chaos and craziness all around. Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s get this party started, fam!

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MaduroCraft: Protests & PVP!

anger, authoritarianism, Corruption, DECLARATION, Democracy, disputed election, election, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, PvP, Rising, social justice, Unrest, Venezuela, Victory

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than the ones in venezuela! we have maduro as our president and he promises to give everyone free diamonds and emeralds if you join! protests are allowed but only if you do it in-game, we don’t want any real life drama here. plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about those pesky elections. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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MummyDescendantsCraft

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient history, archaeology, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Curiosity, descendants, family ties, heritage sites, historical artifacts, History, lineage, long tail tags, mummies, MummyDescendantsCraft, museum visitors, museums, preservation, tourism

come join our epic minecraft server where we got mummies running around like crazy! yea u heard right, mummies! and get this, some of our players are actually descendants of these mummies. so if u wanna connect with ur ancient ancestors and battle it out in the virtual world, this is the place to be. plus, our mummies drop rare loot like cursed diamonds and ancient scrolls. so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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CivilisationSMP

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

Join discord first before joining the server, so we can verify you to join. Enjoy CivilisationSMP Owned by: @ britishman12345 on discord

162.55.95.54:49322

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Inky SMP

Advanced Plugins, Custom Map, Dynmap, Factions, friendly community, Inky SMP, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Resource worlds, Survival, voice chat

Welcome to Inky SMP – Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with other players. – Advanced Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with custom plugins. – Factions: Create or join factions and dominate the server. – Quests: Embark on exciting quests and earn rewards. – Custom Map: Explore our unique, handcrafted world. – Resource Worlds: Gather resources in specialized realms. – Land Claiming: Secure your territory and build freely. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players. – Dynmap: Use the online map to help you explore the world.

51.79.38.133:25592

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Lithium Overdose: A Server That Will Shock You

Adventure, Battles, Community, Conquest, creativity, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, Empire, Evolution, Features, gameplay, Immersive, Legacy, Lithium, Minecraft, overdose, Realms, Server, shock, Territory, Trade, Updates

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Explore a Realistic Earth Map	Venture through a stunningly detailed representation of our planet, where every continent and country is faithfully recreated for your exploration and conquest.
Innovative Claim System	Establish your territory with our advanced claim system powered by Command Blocks. Mark your land, build your empire, and dominate the world!
Thriving Community	Join a diverse and friendly community of players who share your passion for adventure and creativity. Engage in exciting diplomacy, trade, and epic battles.
Constant Updates	We’re always evolving! Expect frequent updates and new features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2zdD7a62 to get started.

Q: Is the Earth map accurate?

A: Our Earth map is meticulously crafted to closely resemble the real planet, offering a unique exploration experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, our innovative claim system allows players to establish their territories, build empires, and compete for domination.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: We host frequent events, updates, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

CraftySpanish Minecraft Server

CraftySpanish, Cultural awareness, Cultural experience, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, European Vacation, foreign visit, global citizenship, Hospitality, Inclusivity, Kindness, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial bias, racial discrimination, Respectful behavior, Server, social etiquette, spain, tourism, travel, travel safety, white privilege

Oh honey, on this server, we treat everyone like royalty! Whether you’re white, black, purple, or polka-dotted, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a virtual hug. In fact, our players are so nice, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because they can. So come on over and experience the friendliest community in all of Minecraft land!

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SoccerCraft SMP: Kickin’ it with the Crew in the Morning

Afternoon, CREW, Evening, evening sports, kickin, Kino, morning, morning sports, night, nighttime surfing, olympic games, olympics, Olympics kino, smp, SoccerCraft, sports, sports activities, sports events, sports in the afternoon, sports in the evening, sports in the morning, ßürf, surf at night

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Olympics on steroids! We have sports in the morning, sports in the afternoon, and even sports in the evening. And when the sun goes down, you can catch some sick waves and surf at night like a pro!

But that’s not all, our server is so intense that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve formed their own competitive sports team and are challenging players to epic battles of dodgeball with exploding balls. Who knew creepers had such good aim?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, sweating, and crying (from all the fun, of course), then join us today and experience the craziest and most exhilarating server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to stretch before logging on, because things are about to get wild!

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BabyBlockParty

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, baby handling, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dinner outing, dinner plans, family, family dynamics, family time, newborn, parenting, partner support, postpartum, public nursing, sanity, social anxiety, Vaccinations

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of baby handling adventures and boundary-setting drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Exclusive breastfeeding? No problem! Our server understands the struggle of finding time to pump and stash milk. Plus, our virtual babies never get fussy when you use bottles – no burping needed! 2. Uncomfortable nursing in public? We got you covered! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can nurse your virtual baby in peace, without worrying about creepy strangers watching. 3. Postpartum anxiety? Don’t worry, our virtual babies are up to date on all their vaccinations. Plus, they never have meltdowns in public – it’s all smooth sailing here! 4. Need a break from shouldering all the baby handling? Join our server and let your partner take care of the virtual baby for once. It’s a team effort here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate virtual parenting adventure. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos in the virtual world?

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