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Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land
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join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience da ultimate confusion of poopoo time and peepee time! u can build ur own poopoo castle or peepee palace, da choice is urs!
we have OP info like u never seen before, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes! u can even summon a herd of dancing llamas to protect ur base from evil creepers!
come join us for da most epic adventure of ur life, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity)!
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BlockyBedBanter
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the creepers can’t stop laughing. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to make all the chickens in the game break out into a synchronized dance routine. So come on, join us and let’s have a blast!

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Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists
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come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!
imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!
we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!
join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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TVShowFunnies Minecraft SMP
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OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We have llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can juggle, and pigs that can fly (literally, we installed a mod for that). And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night, it’s lit AF!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who give out quests for you to complete, like finding the rarest block in the game or building a giant statue of a potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by the ancient gods of Minecraft themselves.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestMinecraftSMPever #PotatoStatueFTW #DolphinQuestsAreLife

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BlockyBootyMinecraft
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Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

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24 Hour Craze Server
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HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

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Toothless Floss-Free Zone
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yo, so like, join our minecraft server cuz like, if you come on, you’ll magically grow a third arm and be able to mine diamonds with your toes. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, if you lose every other tooth, you’ll never have to floss again. like, who needs dental hygiene when you’re living in a world where lava flows like chocolate milk and creepers wear top hats? come join us for the most epic adventure of your life, bro.

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Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls
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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.
but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Toilet Teleportation Craft
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Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

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BlockyBanter
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

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