New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6168
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can experience the hilarious adventures of a charming girl cursed to need the bathroom whenever she’s nervous! But don’t worry, because on our server, there’s a reclusive boy with a special power that helps her hold it in!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineGig – Minecraft Server

    MineGig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3977
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in a game of “Hot Potato,” there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive in-game events like “The Great Sheep Race” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in record time. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Saars Minecraft Server

    Crafty Saars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5948
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3804 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Go for it! Feel like building a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into the sunset. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the music is always bumpin’.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 30+ Love Minecraft Server

    30+ Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4146
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating women over 30 in your country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can date virtual women of any age without any judgment!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dating women over 30 who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to take you on wild adventures through the pixelated world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual espionage and romance?

    Plus, on our server, you can build extravagant date night locations like a diamond-encrusted roller coaster or a lava-filled hot tub. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date in a virtual world where anything is possible?

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of dating women over 30 like never before. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate!

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  • BlockVision Minecraft Server

    BlockVision Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 5381
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7994 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers! 🏹

    🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉

    😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄

    🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎

    📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️

    🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪

    👮‍♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰

    🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉

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  • Filipok server Minecraft

    Filipok server Minecraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 555
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Zakhadi is looking for 5 builders, please hurry up the server from the 1st. Jan. before the 30th, stop by and be a builder

    Filipok.exaroton.me:63541

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  • College Dropout Highschool Musical Vanilla Server

    College Dropout Highschool Musical Vanilla Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4550
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 765 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

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    Highschool / College Roleplay Server

    Server Type: Java | Mode: Vanilla

    Description:

    Hey me and some friends got done with a HUGE fully furnished map that includes a mall, shopping centers, apartments, dorms, pools, nightclubs, underground areas too (for surprises y’all can explore for that) but it’s mainly gonna be a text-based roleplay with nicks and different color name tag / messages for everyone so it doesn’t strain your eyes. You can also use vc if you want with the plugins I’m going to put in for proximity that too! If y’all wanna join because we’re gonna get like 5+ people at least (3 of the builders don’t rp) before we start everything up ๐Ÿ™‚ if you’d wanna join and see how it looks here’s the discord link. We have pictures of the map in the discord too :))

    Discord Link

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    Is this server only for high school and college roleplay? While the theme of the server is high school and college roleplay, players are free to engage in other activities as well.
    Are there any restrictions on building or exploration? There are no specific restrictions, but players are encouraged to abide by the rules and guidelines set by the server admins.
    Can I use mods or plugins on this server? The server is Vanilla, meaning no mods or plugins are allowed. However, certain features like proximity chat may be included by the admin.
    How many players are usually online on the server? On average, there are at least 5+ players online. The server aims to have a minimum of 5 active players before starting activities.

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  • Offkai’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Offkai’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9451
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Votes: 5588 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has managed to snag some of the most legendary vtubers in existence! That’s right, you can now mine and build alongside your favorite virtual idols as they navigate the pixelated world with their signature charm and wit.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ who spins explosive beats all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most epic en con of your Minecraft life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this virtual wonderland.

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server – AI Slop & Image Gen #102

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server – AI Slop & Image Gen #102
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2296
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 3062

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! That’s right, we have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist – we welcome everyone who loves AIslop. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against flooding the thread with any niche kink, so you can enjoy your AI porn in peace. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Previous players have even claimed to have transcended into the digital realm after spending too much time on our server. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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