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Minecraft SMP: SlopCraft – AI Slop & Image Generation #269

AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, Bath Edition, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, long tail tags, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate fapping-focused AI experience! Our server is filled with AI perfectionists who love to plap to the max. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, this is the place to be.

But beware, we have a strict no-niche-kink policy. We only plap within the boundaries of site rules. And if you need to share your creations, make sure to use Catbox galleries.

So come join us for the ultimate Bath Edition experience on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of AI fapping that you never knew existed.

Blocktopia: No More Redstone

blocktopia, CHANGE, Civilization, Communication, convenience, daily routine, dependence, Disappearance, DiSRuPtiON, ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Impact, Infrastructure, innovation, modern life, Redstone, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8697
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

KurskNukeDefend Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, IStories, Kursk nuclear plant, KurskNukeDefend, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Plant, preparedness, Reports, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and guns! ukrainian troops are approaching the nuclear plant and it’s up to you to defend it with your pixelated might! build epic fortresses, wield powerful weapons, and show those ukrainians who’s boss in this intense virtual showdown! join now for a chance to save the day and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares

BirdsNotAimingShit

Aiming, airborne, Animal Behavior, avian, Birds, BirdsNotAimingShit, Blessing, cleanliness, excrement, feces, flying, funny, Gratitude, humor, Messy, Nature, Projectile, Relief, SKY, thankful, wildlife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

AsteriaMC

PvP, Survival, Survival SMP Java Rollback Grief logging Sethome MMORPG Faction Economy PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Towny Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla RPG Adventure Parkour Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Asteria is a 1.21 Survival SMP for Java! We feature rollback and grief logging features for your convenience! We also have /sethome and other variously nice features…

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Magic Clouds SMP – Where the only thing whiter than the sky is our player list! Join now!

Active, Bases, bedrock, Clouds, Custom, Datapacks, decoration, Event, Events, FRIDAY, Items, java, Join, list, Magic, Minecraft, player, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide., SKY, smp, Survival, TEXTURED, WHITER

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the Discord bio
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active player base working on large projects and bases
Unique Additions	Custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins
Events	Server-wide events every 2 weeks
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply use the link in the Discord bio to join.

2. What Minecraft versions are supported?

Both Bedrock and Java players can join.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, we have custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins to enhance gameplay.

4. How often are server-wide events held?

Server-wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one scheduled for this Friday.

Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

acceptance, ADMIN, Adulthood, appreciation, cherish, coming to terms, family, Grief, growing up, Life Changes, life lessons, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mom, moms, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality realization, parental bond, perspective, Realizing, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4701	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#Automotive, #metallic, automobile, Bugatti, BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, CAR, color, Customization, design, Exotic, expensive, fast car, high end, high performance, luxury, paint job, Sleek, SPEED, sports car, supercar, Vehicle

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Emeralds Found:	749
Star Shards Collected:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

HotDogRescueCraft

animal rights, animal welfare, bystander effect, bystander intervention, car safety, community responsibility, dog in hot car, dog left alone, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, good samaritan, hot weather, HotDogRescueCraft, intervention, legal implications, Overheating, pet in danger, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, Public Safety, social responsibility

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.