funny poop stories

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

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Elderbloom

adventure unique custom terrain Pyro Towny Quests fun gaming online role-playing community exploration fantasy RPG MMORPG sandbox survival crafting building multiplayer, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Elderbloom! An unique adventure awaits you here on our custom terrained world paired with Pyro, Towny, Quests and alot of other fun things that makes you come back for more!

elderbloom.org

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MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, Anarchy, Bans, Custom Plugins, DDR4 RAM, Discord, European, finland host, Freedom to play, Game version, intel i219-lm, Intel Xeon, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, No Resets, NVMe SSD, Semi Vanilla, server ip, technical specifications, Unique gameplay features, Zero reset policy

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP minecraftoffline.net

Game Version 1.21.4

Zero reset policy Yes

Freedom to play Bans aren’t issued

Unique gameplay features Custom plugins

Europe-optimised Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor Intel XEON E-2276G

Storage 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

RAM 64GB DDR4 ECC

Network 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: minecraftoffline.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on any game version?

A: The server is currently on game version 1.21.4, so it is recommended to use the same version to ensure compatibility.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: The server has a zero reset policy and bans are not issued, giving players the freedom to play as they wish.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: The server has unique gameplay features implemented through custom plugins, providing a different gaming experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is hosted in Finland, making it Europe-optimized for better performance in that region.

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Gura’s Oceanic Realm 1.21

A, Anime, cute, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, internet personality, Japanese culture, member, Memories, moment, Nostalgia, Oceanic, Realm, Said., Streamer, Times, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, okay? This server is like, the epitome of epicness. Like, remember that moment when Gura said ‘a’? Bro, those were the times… those were the times… And guess what? That level of insanity and randomness is what you’ll find on this server 24/7. So, like, come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. Trust me.

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WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

alcohol abuse, Communication, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional conflict, ex brother-in-law, family, Grief, maternal figure, Minecraft, moving on, Niece, personal boundaries, Recovery, relationships, Replacement, Server, sister’s memory, Support, Wedding, wedding invitation, WeddingCrashers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex BIL’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like Tim’s!

Witness the epic saga of Tim, his late wife, his new fiancée, and his supportive brother-in-law (that’s you!) as they navigate through life, love, and family drama. Will you be able to handle the twists and turns of this soap opera-like storyline?

Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family dynamic that’s more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you choose to attend Tim’s wedding as a groomsman, or will you make up a hilarious excuse to avoid the awkwardness?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than Tim’s alcohol abuse problem (but with less actual alcohol)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – because let’s face it, your ex BIL’s love life has nothing on the chaos of our Minecraft server!

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New Server IP
BlindMomma’sBoyNoCare

acceptance, Affair, assisted reproduction, BETRAYAL, Blind, blind mother, BlindMommasBoyNoCare, Cheating, DATING, Divorce, family conflict, Lies, love, medical condition, Pregnancy, quality of eggs, rejection, strained relationship, Support, toxic relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape from your crazy mother who lies about being pregnant and tests the quality of her eggs for her boyfriend.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world away from all the insanity of real life. Explore new lands, mine for resources, and maybe even find a new family that won’t lie about their pregnancies.

But beware, you might encounter some players who are just as nuts as your own family members. From paraplegic fathers to blind mothers with secret pregnancies, our server is full of surprises at every turn.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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New Server IP
Tax4Riches Minecraft SMP

budget allocation, Citizens, cutting jobs, economic impact, economic policy, economic theory, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, fiscal responsibility, Government, income inequality, increasing tax, job loss, Minecraft, Political debate, public funds, richest 1%, saving money, smp, social welfare, Tax4Riches, Taxation, wealth distribution

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, so lit! Like, imagine a world where the government is run by chickens and the richest 1% citizens are actually all llamas in disguise. Like, they wear fancy hats and monocles and stuff. And get this, instead of cutting jobs, they just increase taxes by 2% on the llamas! It’s like, mind-blowing, right? So come join us and be part of this crazy adventure where llamas rule the world and chickens make all the important decisions. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me! #LlamaTax #ChickenGovernment #MinecraftMadness 🐔🦙🎩🤪

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New Server IP
HellCraft: Server of Chaos

casual conversation, catching up, Chaos, checking in, everyday language, Fuckin hell, greetings, HELLCRAFT, how are you, how’s it going, how’s everyone doing, informal chat, informal communication, informal expressions, Informal greetings, informal language, informal talk, Server, Slang, slang phrases, socializing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

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New Server IP
LLM’s Therapy Server

better than therapist, counseling, Emotional support, LLMs, mental health, mental health advice, mental health care, mental health guidance, mental health help, mental health professionals, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, online therapy, Server, Teletherapy, Therapy, virtual therapy

u ever feel like ur minecraft world is just not giving u the therapy u need? well, come join our server and let the LLMs (Llama Loving Moderators) take care of u! they give better therapy than any therapist out there, trust us.

our server is like a magical land where llamas roam free and give u life advice while u mine for diamonds. need relationship advice? llamas got u covered. feeling stressed about school? llamas will tell u to just build a giant llama statue and everything will be okay.

join us and experience the healing powers of llamas in a way u never thought possible. plus, we have a secret llama dance party every full moon where u can let loose and forget about all ur problems. trust us, u won’t regret it. llama therapy is the future, join us now.

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New Server IP
Celestial Stars

Adventure, Challenges, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Cross-Play, custom worlds, dedicated team, Discord, Economy, Exploration, friendship, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Minecraft Adventures, Modpack, PORT, secure environment, SKY, Space, Support, Survival, Towny, Upgrades

Welcome to Celestial Stars! Our Minecraft server, compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions, offers a diverse and immersive experience. Explore custom-built worlds, take on thrilling challenges, or simply enjoy time with friends. We’re committed to building a vibrant, inclusive community, fostering creativity and friendship among players of all backgrounds.

Our mission centers on providing a fun and secure environment. Celestial Stars is sustained through community support, with all proceeds reinvested into server maintenance, upgrades, and exciting new content. Your contributions directly enhance the server, supporting operational costs and our dedicated team.

Join us and expand your Minecraft adventures:

– Java Edition: Celestialstars.modpack.gg – Bedrock Edition: IP: 172.240.109.180, Port: 25566 – Discord: discord.gg/d67ayMEScg

Thank you for choosing Celestial Stars, where your adventures soar beyond the stars!

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Solarium

Adventures, Challenging, cla, Combat, Conquer, danger, Dungeons, Economy, ÉPICA, Explore, Fishing, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mining, MONEY, Monsters, pet, Players, PvE, PvP, Resources, Solarium, Store, Survival

Solarium: Your new home in the world of Minecraft

Tired of free servers and no challenges? Get ready for an Epica experience at Solarium! Explore a vast and mysterious world, build your home, explore dungeons, and fight monsters. Test your survival skills in a challenging environment, with limited resources and lurking danger. Join other players, form a CLA and conquer Solarium’s world together! Adopt a pet and have a faithful companion to help you with your adventures. Earn money playing, build your store in a plot and sell your items. Develop your skills with McMMO: combat, mineraling, fishing and more!

solariumserver.top:25709

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New Server IP

Server IP	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version	1.21.4
Zero reset policy	Yes
Freedom to play	Bans aren’t issued
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Processor	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Technical Specifications

FAQ