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KimJongCraft Server

cult of personality, dictator, fat manchild, funny politician, greatest living thinker, human rights violations, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, North Korea, nuclear weapons, oppressive regime, Propaganda, Server, supreme leader, tears of joy, totalitarianism

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of a world ruled by Kim, the funniest politician ever! Legend has it that an entire country declared him the greatest living thinker, with people crying tears of joy wherever he goes. Plus, rumor has it he’s just a fat manchild, making for some truly outrageous adventures in our wacky world. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brown Minecraft Server

#venting, Angry, bitterness, blocky, BROWN, BROWNCELS, Frustrated, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, male entitlement, marginalized group, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative emotions, Online Community, online forums, Resentment, seethe, self-pity, Server, social rejection, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Animals Bred:	97
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1818	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the browncels seethe with jealousy at our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!

This is my Oshi – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, cute, dancer, dedicated fan, fan favorite, girl group, Idol, J-pop, Japanese idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, Performer, positive vibes, Role Model, Singer, smp, Support, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking each other and causing general mayhem.

Join us if you want to participate in epic building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). Or maybe you’re more into exploring our custom-generated world, complete with secret dungeons and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they will wreck you.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the chance to meet Oshi, our resident chicken who thinks she’s a queen. She struts around the server like she owns the place, and if you don’t say something nice about her, she’ll unleash her army of zombie pigmen on you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Oshi.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding llamas. See you in the game!

SmiteSMP

AFK zones, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, Competitive Gaming, Cross-Play, donutsmp, Economy, economy server, Economy System, Economy-based gameplay, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer server, Online Multiplayer, Player vs Player, PvP, PvP enabled, pvp server, Shops, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2303
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
Ores Mined:	4569	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to SmiteSMP!

This server is based on an economy where pvp is enabled worldwide! At first glance, the server looks like DonutSMP, which is to be expected because the server was inspired by them!

The server offers auctions, bounties, shops, afk zones and much more that you can view when entering the server.

We are waiting for you on the server to prove that you are the best pvper!

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Nexaria

Capture the Flag, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, great SMP server, History, ip address, join community, Koth, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, minecraft server, Nexaria, opportunity, play.nexariamc.net, PvE, PvP, PVP Events, smp server, store.nexariamc.net, Survival, unparalleled experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	296
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Nexaria is one of the greatest SMP servers you will ever play. An unparalleled experience that you won’t feel anywhere else. Come along and join our community at discord.gg/nexaria.

Features! – PvP Events (KoTH, Capture the Flag, Lootboxes, and more!) – Custom Enchants – Dungeons …and much more!

Dont miss this opportunity to be apart of history.

IP: play.nexariamc.net Discord: discord.gg/nexaria Store: store.nexariamc.net

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Bakato server Minecraft

admin staff, Applications, Bakato, banner, careful selection, classic, Discord, Events, friendly community, lamp atmosphere, Meetings, minecraft server, no overworld wipes, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Russian, server description, server-wide buildings, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, VKontakte, voice chats, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

What is Bakato Server

Complete vanilla! No game plugins!

The administration is playing with you

Lamp atmosphere

Friendly community

The admin staff always comes to the rescue

Frequent meetings in voice chats

Server-wide buildings. Everyone can participate!

Events!

Careful selection of players.

Whitelist

No overworld wipes!

Applications are accepted both via Telegram, Discord and VKontakte!

mc.bakato.ru

Rasputin’s Blood Minecraft Server

Assassination, Blood, Conspiracy, CURSE, dark magic, folklore, History, Imperial, Intrigue, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, Mysticism, Myth, rasputin, Rasputins, romanov, royal, Russian, Server, Supernatural, Tsar, Veins

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who claim to be direct descendants of Rasputin himself! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to someone who has the blood of a Russian mystic running through their veins. Who knows what kind of crazy powers they might have inherited?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of Rasputin’s lineage. Will you discover hidden powers within yourself? Will you be able to withstand the dark forces that may be lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out!

But beware, not everyone on the server is who they claim to be. There are rumors of shape-shifting players who can transform into mobs at will. You never know who might be watching you, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become a part of Minecraft history as the next descendant of Rasputin.

Steam Winter Sale Minecraft SMP

digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, Gaming, gaming bargains, Gaming Community, gaming deals, gaming event, gaming sales, gaming season, holiday gaming, holiday sales, Minecraft, pc games, PC Gaming, sale, smp, Steam, steam deals, Steam discounts, steam winter sale, video games, Winter, winter gaming, winter sale event, year-end sale

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Void Armor Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Join us before the Steam Winter Sale ends and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow).

fancier

+1.16 versions, Anarchy, Anarchy Practice, best, Boxpvp, Duels, Fancy, minecraft server, Modes, PvP, SKYGEN, Supported, TowerPvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Items Found:	8690	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4149
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

The best Minecraft server with many modes, you will find here, among others: BoxPvP, SkyGen, Anarchy Practice, Duels and TowerPvP. Welcome, all +1.16 versions are supported!

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Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

Addictive, card game, collectible, Community, competitive, Entertainment, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, Marvel, marvel rivals, marvel universe, Minecraft, mobile game, online play, Popular, Rivals, Server, strategy, success, Superheroes, Tournaments, Villains

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2656
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is like a superhero showdown in the world of blocks!

Join our server and become a Minecraft superhero, battling it out with other players in epic Marvel-inspired battles. Want to shoot webs like Spider-Man? Go for it! Want to smash things like the Hulk? You got it! Want to be as rich as Tony Stark? Well, you might have to mine a lot of diamonds for that one.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive mini-games like Iron Man’s Iron Minecart Madness and Thor’s Hammer Toss. Plus, every Sunday we host a massive Avengers-style battle where players can team up to take down the Ender Dragon – who just so happens to be wearing a Thanos gauntlet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft hero you were always meant to be. And remember, with great blocks comes great responsibility!

Musical Minecraft SMP Star

Actors, adaptation, Audience, Broadway, creativity, dancing, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Musical, Performance, performance art, production, Show, singing, smp, Stage, star, Story, storytelling, Theater

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, it could be turned into a Broadway musical!

Picture this: a group of players fighting over who gets to control the enchanted diamond pickaxe, while breaking out into spontaneous song and dance numbers. Will they be able to defeat the Ender Dragon in time for the big finale? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing?). Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathered reign? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama. Who knows, maybe your story will be the next big hit on Broadway!