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PixelFlirtz

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	8023
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	58
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my piston! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be picking up blocks faster than a creeper explodes! Our players have used pick up lines so crazy, they’ve tamed wild wolves with just a wink. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the pixelated world – join now and start crafting your own love story!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2421	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

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Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	7608
Ores Mined:	9028	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8760
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.