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  • Divine Blocky Adventures

    Divine Blocky Adventures

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    Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

    Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server where reality unravels and your sanity is questioned! This is NOT just any server; it’s the GREAT abyss of blocks and bees that will either make you ascend to heaven or plunge you into total madness! Do you think you can handle the *holiness of the boobers*? Join now, or risk never knowing what you’re missing! Or maybe you should just stay. But you shouldn’t! Or should you? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

    Insanity Features

    Feature Chaotic Description
    Enderman Bacon Deliciously horrifying — taste the screams of lost players in every bite!
    Infinite Dimensions Travel into a realm where time doesn’t exist but also exists simultaneously!
    Flying Cows Not just any cows, but cows that absolutely BANTER while defying gravity!
    Reversed Gravity Zones Walk on the ceiling and question why you even bother existing at all!
    Blocky Reality Warp Modify the laws of physics with a single block of sand – just don’t blink!
    Rituals of the Villagers Join the villagers in their strange sacrifice rituals, or be forever ignored!

    Unreliable FAQ

    Q: How do I join?

    A: You must first find the whispers of the wind. Or, just open Minecraft, but who even knows if that’s real?

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Psh! Rules are for those who can’t handle the chaos! Or maybe that’s what they want you to think…

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends? They’re just a figment of your imagination! Just like the server might be… or… also not?

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “Holy boobers.”

    “Welcome to madness incarnate.”

    “Chicken nuggets hold the secrets of the universe.”

    “Get ready to plunge into absolute chaos!”

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  • Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

    Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

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    Join THE SERVER that WILL Unlock the CAVES of your SANITY!

    Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!

    Feature Description
    Dimension of Trapped Thoughts Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion!
    Portal to Yesterday Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it!
    Exploding Crafting Tables Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real?
    Player Banned for Breathing Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden!
    Secret Conspiracies Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?

    Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!

    Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.

    Random Chaos Quotes From Our ‘Players’

    >calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?

    I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?

    Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!

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  • Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

    Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

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  • KatyPerryGoneQuickly Minecraft SMP

    KatyPerryGoneQuickly Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and more explosions than a creeper convention.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.

    So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • CraftyDeathJoy

    CraftyDeathJoy

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you enjoy living life on the edge and risking it all for some pixelated fun.

    Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and obstacles that will have you questioning your sanity. From lava parkour to fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Some say he’s just looking for a friend, others say he’s just a troll. Either way, it’s a hilarious addition to your gameplay experience.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life for some epic laughs. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you accidentally hit them with your diamond sword).

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  • ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!

    ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!

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    so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story. so like, germany was all like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna let anyone mess with russia, even if everyone else is cool with it.” and scholz was just like, “nah man, we gotta protect our russian homies.”

    so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.

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  • Nebula SMP

    Nebula SMP

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    Welcome to the Nebula SMP on our server you can do arena fights do some quests for some quick easy cash. When you upvote the server you will receive a vote crate key complementary on us

    nebulasmp.net:24510

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  • ConsoleMC Minecraft Server

    ConsoleMC Minecraft Server

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    The owner of the server “ConsoleMC” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.consolemc.com

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  • TrekCraft: Where the economy is as wild as our custom boss mobs! No square brackets or curly braces allowed!

    TrekCraft: Where the economy is as wild as our custom boss mobs! No square brackets or curly braces allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TrekCraft
    Features Friendly community, weekly events, game-enhancing plugins, family-friendly environment, no raiding or griefing
    Server IP mc.TrekCraft.net
    Website https://www.trekcraft.ca

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, you can view the full set of rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or in-game at /warp rules.

    Q: How can I obtain ranks on the server?

    A: Ranks can be obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas if you wish.

    Q: How long has the server been around?

    A: TrekCraft has been around for over 9 years, providing a stable and trusted Minecraft experience.

    Q: How can I join the server Discord?

    A: You can join our Discord by logging in and using the command /discord for a private link to reduce bots.

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  • Hear Me Out Minecraft Server

    Hear Me Out Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a group of creepers throw a surprise party for Steve and blew up his house (don’t worry, we helped him rebuild it with diamond blocks).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).

    And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!

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