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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, children’s rights, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Genocide, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political statement, russia, sanctions, Server, trudeau, Ukraine, Ukrainian kids, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6687	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how u just wanna chill and play some minecraft but then u hear about this server where u can like, totally fight against russia for taking ukrainian kids? like, wtf, right? but hey, if u wanna be a hero and save the day, then u gotta join this server! u can be like a superhero but in minecraft form, fighting for justice and stuff. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are also fighting the good fight. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the epic battle against russia in minecraft world!

UkraineAidCutoffByTrump

aid, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, political maneuvering, power dynamics, president-elect, sanctions, Threats, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, UkraineAidCutoffByTrump, us politics, US-Ukraine relations, White House

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, liek, u kno how trump is all liek “i’m gonna cut off aid to ukraine” and stuff? well, on this server, we got a whole town dedicated to ukraine! u can be the hero they need and save them from trump’s wrath! build houses, farms, and even a giant statue of a potato to honor their culture! join now and show trump who’s boss in this wacky minecraft adventure! also, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. just sayin’.

SunBlockCraft

advanced civilizations, alien life, Astrobiology, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Existence, Extraterrestrial, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, interstellar communication, other planets, patterns, potential discovery, science fiction, space exploration, speculation, star constellation, Sun, SunBlockCraft, Universe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	2343
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM! u r transported to a whole new galaxy where aliens r real and they see our sun as, like, a star in their constellations! how crazy is that?! join this server to explore new worlds and meet alien friends who will help u build the most epic bases ever! plus, u can ride space llamas and battle evil space zombies. come on, why wouldn’t u want to join this out-of-this-world server?!

StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse

alcohol abuse, AlcoholAbuse, behavioral health, diseases, economic fluctuations, emergency room visits, ER visits, financial stress, health impacts, healthcare system, heart issues, Males, market drops, market rises, medical emergencies, mental disorders, older individuals, psychological well-being, public health, Research in China, stock market changes, StockMarketERs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, BRO. LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN LITERALLY MAKE U IMMORTAL? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. U WILL NEVER DIE IN REAL LIFE IF U PLAY ON DIS SERVER.

ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.

SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!

ProjectEco: Where mining for diamonds is your punishment, not your reward! Join now for a fresh start!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9307	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Magic Items Found:	8061

IP:	Play.Projecteco.net
Discord:	discord.projecteco.net
Version:	1.20+

⚙️ Server Overview:

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This server is completely NON-OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old-school prison servers, we have many updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.

This server features custom content such as custom quests, custom enchantments, custom drops, custom fishing, and cosmetics in order to ensure your experience at ProjectEco is unique.

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💡 Gameplay Highlights:

⏰ NEW Content – Experience fresh content with our server updates every day, week, and month!

🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server gives all players a fair chance to succeed; nothing is locked solely behind a paywall

👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and create clans to play alongside others and escape the mines

🔧 Anti-Cheat – No need to worry about hackers while playing on the server

🛠️ Dedicated Support – Our active & trained staff team ensures you have the best gameplay possible

📝 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Is the server pay-to-win?
Answer:	No, our server ensures fair gameplay for all players and nothing is locked behind a paywall.
Question:	Are there custom features on the server?
Answer:	Yes, we have custom quests, enchantments, drops, fishing, and cosmetics to make your experience unique.
Question:	Is the server regularly updated?
Answer:	Yes, we have server updates daily, weekly, and monthly to provide fresh content for players.

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, empowerment, female representation, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender perspectives, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Server, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, traditional values, Women, women’s experiences, women’s roles, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7543	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are like nothing you’ve ever seen before! They ride around on flying pigs, shoot rainbows out of their hands, and can tame creepers with just a wink. Join our server for a chance to meet these mystical Minecraft maidens and embark on epic quests to unlock their hidden powers. Who needs diamonds when you have a squad of magical women by your side? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal encounters trail running, astronomy bird watching, backpacking, campfire recipes, camping essentials, camping meals nature-inspired art, conservation off the beaten path, CraftyBlockz, eco-friendly, environmental awareness outdoor cooking, exploring camping, family vacations outdoor recreation, first aid tips adventure travel bloggers, Forests, group trips, hidden gems, hiking boots solo travel, hiking travel, lakes national parks, landscape, landscape painting, meditation retreats outdoor safety, Minecraft, mountain biking, Nature, nature advocates, nature conservation, nature lovers sustainable travel, nature therapy, night sky, outdoor activities, outdoor enthusiasts, photography tips outdoor fitness, remote destinations outdoor gear, rock climbing outdoor education, Scenic views, Server, stress relief star gazing, wilderness mountains, Wilderness Survival, wildlife photography, wildlifephotography, yoga in nature

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where all the mobs go to party!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

BabyMamaSideHug Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where side hugs are strictly forbidden unless you want drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of relationship drama, baby mama pick-ups, and side hugs that will make your girlfriend question your loyalty.

Experience the thrill of trying to explain a simple side hug to your significant other while navigating through the chaos of daily fights and relationship woes. Will you survive the madness or will you be caught in a web of side hug scandals? Join now and find out!

Granny’s Favoritism: Minecraft Edition

adult life, adult responsibilities, controversial gift, Edition, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, favoritism, financial independence, generational wealth, Grandparents, Grannys, half siblings, intergenerational relationships, messy relationships, Minecraft, money gift, parental favoritism, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Items Found:	8854

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! Our server is a safe haven away from messy family backgrounds and complicated relationships.

Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving the creepers. Plus, we have amazing grandparents who give out huge money gifts for your future – no strings attached! And don’t worry about sharing with your half siblings, because on our server, you get to keep all the loot for yourself.

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a fun and exciting Minecraft adventure! Join us now and let’s build some epic memories together. Remember, in this world, you’re the only one in charge of your own destiny – no entitled siblings or cheating dads allowed!

LostFriend Minecraft Server

absence.., alive, bittersweet, Connection, emotional, Farewell, Heartache, longing, Lost, LostFriend, Memories, Minecraft, Missed, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Past Life, person, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, separation, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Players Killed by Monsters:	3955	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Remember that one time you accidentally set your ex’s house on fire in Minecraft? Yeah, good times. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise not to ban you for your fiery antics. In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we unleash our inner pyromaniacs on unsuspecting villages and players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on down and relive the good ol’ days of burning bridges (literally) with us!