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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6949	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

ExWeddingDramaCraft

Abuse, Best Friend, Boundaries, difficult decisions, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, ExWeddingDramaCraft, friendship betrayal, Harassment, healing from abuse, long-term friendship, mental health, moving on, personal boundaries, plus one, self-care, support system, toxic relationship, uncomfortable situation, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8276
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than your friend inviting your abusive ex to officiate her wedding!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s new girlfriend who looks like a knockoff version of you will want to join in on the fun. With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend finally realize she’s making a huge mistake, or will you have to crash the wedding like a Minecraft creeper?

So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your face. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with toxic relationships and wedding guest lists. Join now and let the chaos begin!

WeirdWordzCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3299	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of hearing Americans butcher the English language with their weird pronunciations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where words are pronounced correctly…or at least hilariously wrong! From “water” sounding like “wadder” to “library” sounding like “lie-berry”, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for a laugh riot and maybe even learn a new language while you’re at it! So come on, join us and let’s have a wacky pronunciation party!

CraftyBoom Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where even Hamas is getting in on the action! They tried to blow up Tel Aviv but now they’re just blowing up blocks with us! Join us for explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who needs real life when you can have virtual terrorism in Minecraft?! Plus, we have a special offer for suicide bombers – blow up our server and get a free diamond sword! It’s a blast, literally! Join now before Hamas decides to blow up our server too!

PixelTerrorCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5692	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! You’re caught in the middle of an epic battle between Hamas and PIJ! That’s right, our server is so lit that even terrorist organizations want in on the action. Join now for a chance to witness crazy explosions, intense PvP battles, and maybe even make peace between warring factions. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

ParentalFavChildNotBehaved

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9957
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

so, like, u know how sometimes u gotta deal with parents who are all like “behave, be good, do ur chores”? well, not on this server, fam! we encourage chaos and mischief like it’s our job.

join us if u wanna be the black sheep of the minecraft community. we don’t want no goody two-shoes here, we want the rebels, the troublemakers, the ones who like to stir things up.

we have crazy events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, “Wacky Wednesday” where we all wear silly costumes and prank each other, and “Freaky Friday” where we turn the whole server upside down just for fun.

trust us, this server is where the party’s at. come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild. who needs to behave when u can have this much fun?

Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?

so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.

beginner kit, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, CREEPERS, Cubical, Discord, dragons, Dynmap, Enchantments, Enchants, Essentials, facebook, Game, Geopolitical, Griefprevention, Guide, Houses, income, Iperios, Lore, meets, Minecraft, nation, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Support, Thrones, War, Wolves

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	8410
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where we encourage you to show off your wife’s tits for all to see! But wait, there’s more – not only can you flaunt your partner’s assets, but other players can rate them too! It’s like a virtual hot or not for pixelated boobies. Join us for a titillating time filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? So come on, what are you waiting for? Show us what you’ve got (or what your wife’s got) and let the fun begin!

HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	62
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

MommaMinecraftServer

blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, counseling conflict, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Jealousy, late mom, marriage counseling, MommaMinecraftServer, parenting roles, relationship challenges, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, trust building, unresolved issues, Voice recordings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5294	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! 🤣

Looking for a server where you can navigate through stepfamily dynamics crazier than a herd of wild pigs? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of a stepmom (36f) trying to navigate her role with her stepdaughter (14f) who prefers listening to voice recordings of her deceased mom over seeking comfort from her stepmom. 🤯

Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂

Join now for a chance to witness more drama than a soap opera and build your own virtual family that’s (hopefully) less dysfunctional than this one! 🤪💥 #MinecraftMadness