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  • Divine Blocky Adventures

    Divine Blocky Adventures

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    Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

    Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server where reality unravels and your sanity is questioned! This is NOT just any server; it’s the GREAT abyss of blocks and bees that will either make you ascend to heaven or plunge you into total madness! Do you think you can handle the *holiness of the boobers*? Join now, or risk never knowing what you’re missing! Or maybe you should just stay. But you shouldn’t! Or should you? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

    Insanity Features

    Feature Chaotic Description
    Enderman Bacon Deliciously horrifying — taste the screams of lost players in every bite!
    Infinite Dimensions Travel into a realm where time doesn’t exist but also exists simultaneously!
    Flying Cows Not just any cows, but cows that absolutely BANTER while defying gravity!
    Reversed Gravity Zones Walk on the ceiling and question why you even bother existing at all!
    Blocky Reality Warp Modify the laws of physics with a single block of sand – just don’t blink!
    Rituals of the Villagers Join the villagers in their strange sacrifice rituals, or be forever ignored!

    Unreliable FAQ

    Q: How do I join?

    A: You must first find the whispers of the wind. Or, just open Minecraft, but who even knows if that’s real?

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Psh! Rules are for those who can’t handle the chaos! Or maybe that’s what they want you to think…

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends? They’re just a figment of your imagination! Just like the server might be… or… also not?

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “Holy boobers.”

    “Welcome to madness incarnate.”

    “Chicken nuggets hold the secrets of the universe.”

    “Get ready to plunge into absolute chaos!”

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  • Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

    Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join THE SERVER that WILL Unlock the CAVES of your SANITY!

    Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!

    Feature Description
    Dimension of Trapped Thoughts Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion!
    Portal to Yesterday Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it!
    Exploding Crafting Tables Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real?
    Player Banned for Breathing Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden!
    Secret Conspiracies Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?

    Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!

    Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.

    Random Chaos Quotes From Our ‘Players’

    >calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?

    I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?

    Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!

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  • Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

    Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

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  • Chinchilla SMP

    Chinchilla SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chinchilla SMP is a happy SMP about Chinchillas! We have a friendly community, so why not join now?

    We have many things to offer such as commands like /sit, /bellyflop, /crawl

    5.9.221.129:25606

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  • Pixelia

    Pixelia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixelia is a Minecraft server network that offers a diverse and engaging gaming experience for players within the Minecraft community. The server consists of multiple interconnected Minecraft servers, each featuring its own unique gamemodes and features!

    pixeliamc.net

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  • Blocks Of Iron

    Blocks Of Iron

    New Minecraft Servers

    One of the Newest and best Earth Servers out there with not many people yet may sound bad but it means many countries are open for the taken meaning you can expand your empire and conquer the empire of your dreams or if your not careful lose everything. We have everything the other big major earth servers have just ours is smaller with more and and is much newer.

    147.135.31.221:25581

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  • Play.creste.ro

    Play.creste.ro

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.creste.ro Minecraft server from Romania. Relaxation, fun and good cheer. Always play on play.creste.ro

    play.creste.ro

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  • Aurous

    Aurous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Aurous! We listen to community suggestions and always have a twist or special thing going on.

    server.limified.com

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  • The Modded Warehouse

    The Modded Warehouse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a great Minecraft modding community to join? Do you want to immerse yourself in the world of mod packs and go aboard on exciting adventures with other players? Your search ends here!

    Our Minecraft community is dedicated to providing you with a wide selection of modpacks, and we’re constantly working to expand our offerings further. Whether you want to immerse yourself in the virtual world with existing friends or make new connections with other players, our servers are designed to deliver an unique lag-free gaming experience that will leave an unforgettable impression on your Minecraft journey. Erased marks.

    Join us today and become part of a growing community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for exploration, creativity, and adventure. Don’t miss your chance to explore new worlds, complete challenging missions, and build epic structures. Adventure awaits you, try our take on modded Minecraft networks.

    You can find our servers listed on our website and within our Discord community.

    tmw.gg

    New Minecraft Server
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  • random-craft

    random-craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    the best cz/sk survival server for you and your friends or even parents join immediately 🙂 we love both Czechs and Slovaks (but Slovaks less)

    randomcraft.mc-server.eu:25603

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