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Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	200
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	359634
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	1689	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	166037
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mines Excavated:	2969
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2275
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Emeralds Found:	8992	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.