funny owl Minecraft Servers

funny owl Minecraft Servers

  • Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

    Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5858
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Mines Excavated: 1981 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Animals Bred: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft: No Thanks Needed

    MomCraft: No Thanks Needed
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 361
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Mines Excavated: 3664
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant pressure to have kids while battling stage IV deep infiltrating endometriosis and adenomyosis? Well, have no fear, our Minecraft server is here to provide you with a much-needed escape from reality!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaginalCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

    VaginalCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 9264
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 128669 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where the weirdest thing you’ll find in your inventory is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots fireworks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Vagina Village, where players can embark on a quest to find the weirdest things ever put in a vagina. From enchanted dildos to magical potions, the possibilities are endless in this wacky village!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter Vagina Village, you may never want to leave!

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  • SeaCraft: Build Your Story!

    SeaCraft: Build Your Story!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 622
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical land in the South China Sea where Chinese academics are constructing narratives to defend their maritime claims…but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and become part of the epic battle for maritime dominance! Build your own underwater kingdom and defend it against rival players trying to steal your precious loot. But beware, the Chinese academics are always watching, ready to swoop in and claim your territory for themselves!

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got hidden treasures, secret caves, and even a giant sea monster lurking in the depths. Will you be brave enough to face the beast and claim its riches for yourself? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of the South China Sea like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by the sea monster, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, gamers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDementiaCraze

    CraftyDementiaCraze
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9683
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Dragon Scales Harvested: 365
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da link between building friendships, fighting off creepers, and avoiding dementia risk! we study how being married or single affects your immune system while you battle zombies and skeletons in epic pvp battles! join now to see if your plasma neurodegeneration markers are affected by your social health in this crazy minecraft world! who knew crafting blocks could help prevent dementia? only on our server!

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  • Cove-Craft SMP

    Cove-Craft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5155
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Cove Craft SMP. A vanilla Minecraft experience on 1.21

    This server is whitelisted and you must apply through our discord channel to join.

    covemc.apexmc.co

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  • BidenCraft Server

    BidenCraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5268
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Imagine a world where Joe Biden drops out of the race and is replaced by Jill Biden, creating the ultimate power couple ticket of Biden/Biden. Forget about Kamala, she’s been banished to the shadow realm in this crazy dream scenario.

    With our server, you can build your own White House and create your own political drama. Will you form alliances with other players or start your own political party? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft!

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  • VacayCraft Minecraft Server

    VacayCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3588
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Votes: 8217 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magic Items Found: 6821
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sitting in a boring hotel room watching TV all day on vacation? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest vacation of your life!

    Picture this: you arrive on our server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to give you a tour of our pixelated paradise. As you explore, you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a jukebox.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive “Build Battle Royale” event where you have to build the craziest structure you can think of while dodging flying chickens and exploding sheep. The winner gets a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one tap!

    So why waste your vacation sitting in a boring hotel room when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Pack your virtual bags and come join the fun!

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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3116
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy strangers inviting themselves on your European vacation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is a Rick-free zone! No more awkward encounters with strangers who can’t take a hint.

    Join our server and build your own virtual Airbnb without the fear of unwanted guests showing up uninvited. We promise that no one will demand to know your location “because of anxiety” or refuse to respect your boundaries.

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests ruining your fun. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NoBossNoOrdersMC

    NoBossNoOrdersMC
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5963
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “WFH” policy – that’s right, you can Work From Home in our virtual world! Why waste time commuting to the office when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures from the comfort of your own home?

    Join us and experience the thrill of telling your “direct supervisor” Linda that you’re not coming into the office next week because you’re too busy slaying zombies and exploring the vast landscapes of our server. Who needs to cover for other EAs when you can be the master of your own virtual domain?

    Plus, our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Show Linda who’s boss by proving your skills in PvP battles and conquering the toughest dungeons.

    So why wait? Join our server today and escape the office drama for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally)!

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  • MooCraft: Got Milk?

    MooCraft: Got Milk?
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9156
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Runes Activated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where cows rule the land and milk flows like rivers! our server is run by a secret society of cows who have mastered the art of crafting and building. they will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest blocks and materials, all while sippin’ on some delicious milk.

    but beware, there are rumors of a group of rebellious pigs who are plotting to overthrow the cow kingdom. will you join forces with the cows to protect their land, or will you join the pigs in their quest for bacon supremacy?

    with custom plugins and mini-games like “milk chugging contest” and “cow tipping challenge,” this server will have you laughing until you cry. so grab your bucket and saddle up, because the adventure of a lifetime awaits you on our udderly ridiculous minecraft server!

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