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ParentalSecretsMC SMP

Concealed, Confidential, discretion, family, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, kept quiet, off limits, ParentalSecretsMC, Personal, privacy, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, taboo, undisclosed, unshared, unspoken, Untold

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3049	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	161	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and breaking, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to control the enchantment table.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!

MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

350k, Burnout, Bust, career goals, exhaustion, financial motivation, high salary, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, MinecraftMania, personal time, stress, Time management, work commitment, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life boundaries, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life priorities, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Towns Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Void Gems Collected:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

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The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crops Grown:	3767
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Towns Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!