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BioFamVsAdoBro

adoptive brother, adoptive parents, adoptive siblings, at-home DNA test, BioFamVsAdoBro, biological brother, biological family matches, biological family members, biological roots, contacting biological family, dna test, family connection, family exploration, family history, family pact, Family Reunion, Family Support, long-lost brother, respecting wishes, sibling bond, WIBTA

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	106	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of biological family connections.

Imagine finding out you have a long-lost brother in the world of Minecraft! Will you choose to reach out and forge a new bond, or will you stick with your adopted sibling and navigate the drama together? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and emotional turmoil along the way.

Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for buried family secrets instead? Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you questioning your loyalties and testing your relationships like never before.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of sibling rivalry and DNA discoveries. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world of family drama!

UnaskedTales Minecraft SMP

conversation starters, deep reflections, forgotten moments, hidden truths, introspective sharing, Minecraft, narrative exploration, narrative gaps, overlooked experiences, overlooked memories, overlooked tales, Personal experiences, reflective storytelling., sharing narratives, smp, storytelling, storytelling opportunities, storytelling prompts, unasked questions, UnaskedTales, unheard anecdotes, unique perspectives, untold stories

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	8329	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, talking animals, and a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? On our server, anything is possible! Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start crafting your own epic tale to share with the world. Who knows, you might just become the hero of our server and have your story told for generations to come!

LoveCrafted

fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being cheated on, fear of being controlled, fear of being hurt, fear of being manipulated, fear of being misunderstood, fear of being taken advantage of, fear of being used, fear of betrayal, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of heartbreak, fear of intimacy, fear of loss, fear of opening up, fear of rejection, fear of trust, fear of vulnerability, LoveCrafted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of your relationships being as unstable as a creeper in a lightning storm? Well fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your in-game relationships will be as strong as diamond armor! Join us and find your perfect player 2, whether you’re looking for a partner to mine diamonds with or someone to build a castle with. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join us and let’s craft a love story together!

PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9040	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	180	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	6118
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Star Shards Collected:	205	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	4149
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!