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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Star Shards Collected:	218

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ores Mined:	6433
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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2a2s

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

(THE ACTUAL IP IS 51.161.57.1:25628) 2a2s Anarchy is an Anarchy server with no limits. Hacking is allowed and as you know… no rules! Join today for a lot of entertainment and barely any toxicity with a bright community with 24/7 support for downloading clients (if needed) etc…

51.161.57.1:25628

Jonathan SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	7899
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

A nice survival server, to do fun things and have fun. Please don’t hack or you will be banned because some of us work hard to get stuff. You will spawn in a small town but you may put your house wherever you like! You are allowed to steal and sabatoge, but do that at your own risk; we have people running around in netherite so you might have consequenses if you rob or sabatoge. In general just have fun with your friends!

51.83.27.46

Dulcis domus

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

mc.dulcisdomus.xyz

❤️SunnyWorld❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture 🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchantments Applied:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12.2 and higher ➜ IP – sunnymc.net

Russian minecraft server “SunnyWorld”

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★ ➜ |Mini-Games|

★ ➜ |Clans|

★ ➜ |Trampolines|

★ ➜ |Weddings|

★ ➜ |Weapons|

★ ➜ |Auctions|

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★ We are in contact https://vk.com/sunnyworld_mc ★

➜ IP – sunnymc.net

Buy donut here: Sunny-World.su

m34.sunnymc.net

OOBA Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	7266
Potions Brewed:	183	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ores Mined:	2841	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

OOBA CRAFT IS ITS OWN ORIGINAL FORM OF MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER. FEATURING MANY QUALITIES AND ADVANTAGES THAT OTHER SERVERS SIMPLY DO NOT WITHHOLD. YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE WELCOMED AND TREATED AS ONE OF OUR OWN. ENJOY.

WEBSITE: https://oobacraft.enjin.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/T93bkvy

135.148.4.73:25590

Somnia

KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to Somnia this is a new hub server where everyone is welcome to have some fun on our server

SomniaMC.DK

Dwma loot dungeons

base, Custom Bosses, Dungeons, Modded, Multiplayer Survival, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Server IP: 38.242.242.89:25575

38.242.242.89:25575

❤️SunnyWorld❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture 🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12.2 and higher ➜ IP – sunnymc.net

Russian minecraft server “SunnyWorld”

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★ ➜ |Mini-Games|

★ ➜ |Clans|

★ ➜ |Trampolines|

★ ➜ |Weddings|

★ ➜ |Weapons|

★ ➜ |Auctions|

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★ We are in contact https://vk.com/sunnyworld_mc ★

➜ IP – sunnymc.net

Buy donut here: Sunny-World.su

m30.sunnymc.net

Risnox Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

RISNOX TOWNY Version: 1.19.4

Claim your land, progress from humble beginnings and create your home. Create outposts, towns, why not even a nation when you’re at it? Join alliances, create a trading or tourist empire. The imagination is yours, everything (almost) is possible, the only one to choose how you play is you.

Risnox is a minecraft server made by and for the community. Every voice is heard and thanks to the players input, we are able to constantly improve the server with your ideas and suggestions. Do you want to be a part of a small community of dedicated and casual players from all over the world? Everyone is welcome to inhabit Risnox, and we can guarantee you will be welcomed with open arms.

» Custom World » Quests Custom mobs » Jobs » Economy system » Custom PvP system » Custom Events » McMMO » Playershops » Black market » Auctions » Dynamic map » In-game rankups » Leaderboards » Daily free rewards » Marriages » Unique expanded fishing » Cosmetics » Custom Resource world

IP: play.risnox.eu Discord: http://discord.risnox.eu/ Forum: https://forum.risnox.eu/ Store: http://store.risnox.eu/

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