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The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2625	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2485
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Star Shards Collected:	106
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	230757
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome

acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4302
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!

Cazycraft

clan system, Custom Bosses, Economy, Kits, mineral protections, PvP, Ranking system, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual store

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Votes:	2377	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	123	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Void Armor Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

/HiRyS/ Minecraft SMP Land

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, IRyS Status, IRySSA, Jet tag, Karaoke, Land, MerchRyS, Milestones, Minecraft, Mouthwashing, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, SmolRyS plushie rerun, smp, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	3577
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Animals Bred:	112
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous. From plushies to clear folders, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our 2024 Valentines merch – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! We have mini series that will have you on the edge of your seat, and voicepacks that will make you feel like a superstar. And if that’s not enough, we even have a jet tag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Times Community

better structures, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Cross Compatibility, discord server, elite mobs, Gaming, Geyser, hang out, Minecraft, minecraft community, multiplayer, Mystic Times, new plugins, online gaming, Plugins, Relaxed, Shops, Survival, voice channel

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the Mystic Times Community, laid back community of Minecraft gammers. Plenty to offer, shops, better structures and elite mobs. New plugins are being added all the time. Geyser is added to allow cross compatibility. We have a discord server to provide a voice channel as well as a place to hang out.

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Holy Block Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BLOCK, christian faith, Christianity, Conversion, FAITH, HOLY, Jesus, Jewish, judaism, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious conversion, religious diversity, religious faith, religious history, religious identity, religious practices, religious questions, religious traditions, Server, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5282
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of wandering through the virtual wilderness of Minecraft, searching for a server that speaks to your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper on caffeine!

Join us and you’ll be asking yourself questions like, “If Jesus was Jewish, why are there so many people today who are Christians instead of Jewish? Does this mean Christians should consider becoming Jewish too?” We don’t have the answers, but we do have a llama named Larry who can spit out some wild theories!

Our server is like a melting pot of madness, where you can build your dream castle while debating the meaning of life with a group of sentient chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes really good french fries).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw some epic parties.

The King of /v/ 2024: (Quarterfinals) Part 6 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Bracket, gallery, Hosts, Judges, King, King of /v/, Minecraft, nominations, OC, part, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, rules, Semifinals, smp, Timer, Tournament, Vote

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for epic tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for the title of King or Queen of the server. And trust us, the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – we have a team of judges that includes Yotsuba/v/-tan, Tre/vr/, and even Senator Armstrong! These guys know their stuff and will make sure the competition is fair and fun. Plus, our hosts Ballsanon, Coayynon, PenisAnon, and Samaritanon will keep you entertained with their hilarious commentary and antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to vote, nominate, and check out all the crazy rules and info we have in store for you. See you in the game!