Funny noises Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborNoiseMC

apartment living, bizarre neighbors, creepy noises, curious neighbors, eavesdropping, Funny noises, late night disturbances, loud music, loud neighbors, neighborhood gossip, NeighborNoiseMC, nosy neighbors, odd behavior, odd neighbors, peculiar sounds, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected sounds, unusual sounds, weird noises

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5556	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of hearing your neighbors arguing about who stole their last slice of pizza or their pet llama escaping again? Well, it’s time to escape the drama and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding and zombies moaning!

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry villagers. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit because they thought it would make a cool jacuzzi.

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous shenanigans, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs reality TV when you have us?

CraftyRise Minecraft Server

alarm clock, animal sounds, cat sound, CraftyRise, cute cats, early riser, Feline, Funny noises, good morning, happy morning, Minecraft, morning energy, morning habits, morning motivation, morning person, morning routine, pet behavior, positive vibes, purr, rise and shine, Server, start the day right, Wake Up

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mines Excavated:	4526	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing party hats and doing the cha-cha slide!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!

Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger, education, empowerment, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influential, inspiration, learning, life changing, life lessons, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, Support, Teacher, transformation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!

PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	1450	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	62	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Players Killed by Monsters:	7923	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!