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SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	1478
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	4397	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Items Found:	4299	Dragon Eggs Found:	5880
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6754
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4397

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7516
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6833
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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