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Crafty2025Goals

2025, Achievements, aspirations, career advancement, Crafty2025Goals, dreams, education, family, Financial Stability, Future, goals, Happiness, health and wellness, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, productivity, relationships, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	400938	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in 2025! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

Our server is the only place where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether – will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make 2025 the craziest year in Minecraft history!

HotCraft2024

carbon emissions, climate action, climate activism, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, Earth’s temperature, environmental crisis, environmental policy, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotCraft2024, Paris Agreement, record-breaking temperatures, renewable energy, rising sea levels, temperature records

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s literally sizzling hotter than Earth in 2024? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so fire that even the Paris Agreement can’t handle it. We’re breaking records like it’s nobody’s business, just like last year when we were the hottest server in town.

Join us if you want to experience the heat of a thousand suns, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than Earth is warming up.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s set the world on fire together. Who needs the Paris Agreement when you’ve got us? Let’s make 2024 the year of the Minecraft revolution!

Burned Artworks LA Server

art, Artworks, Burned, conservation, culture, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, famous artworks, Fire, gallery, heritage, History, Irreplaceable, La, Loss, Museum, preservation, Server, Tragedy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate famous artworks in pixel form so they can NEVER burn down like in LA. we got the mona lisa, starry night, and even the scream all safe and sound in our virtual world. join now before the art thieves come and try to steal our precious pixel art!

CraftyAI Misinfo Mayhem

Accuracy, ai, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyAI, data accuracy, data analysis, false data impact, false input, Healthcare, information dissemination, language models, language processing, machine learning, MAYHEM, medical data, Medical research, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation detection, research, study, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, you know how AI is supposed to be all smart and stuff? well, turns out it can be a real dumb-dumb too! on our server, we got AI models that are so wacky, they’ll have you questioning reality itself.

join us and witness the chaos as even 0.001% false data can turn our AI into a total gossip queen, spreading misinformation faster than you can say “creeper”. but hey, who needs accuracy when you can have a good laugh, amirite?

come on down to our server and see for yourself the wild world of AI gone rogue. you’ll never look at technology the same way again!

Medieval Smp

alive, Armour, BUILD, Discord, Established, Explore, grow, Ip:, Kingdoms, Life, Magic, Medieval, middle ages, Mods, Player Base, small server, smp, Terrain, Theme, weapons, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Potions Brewed:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods	Ice and fireArs NouveauBlood magic
Discord	https://discord.gg/pS9vCSgt
Server IP	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

What is the player base of the server?

Currently, we have a player base of only 10.

What kind of mods does the server have?

The main mods on the server are Ice and Fire, Ars Nouveau, and Blood Magic. There are also world terrain mods and various medieval-themed armor and weapons mods.

Is there a kingdom established on the server?

Yes, there is currently one kingdom established on the server.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the server IP: 88.211.212.7:25565.

Visionary Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, belongs to me now, look at me, Look at me belongs to me, Look at me Los Angeles, Look at me Los Angeles now, Look at Me Now, Look at me now Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles belongs to me, Los Angeles belongs to me now, Los Angeles now, Realm, Visionary

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna be the ruler of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, okay? Like, seriously, you can be the king of the virtual city and flex on all the other players.

We got crazy cool builds, like skyscrapers and beaches and stuff. It’s like, totally epic, man.

And the best part is, you can like, make alliances with other players and form your own little virtual gang. It’s like, virtual gang warfare, bro.

So, if you wanna be the ultimate boss of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the chance to rule the virtual world, dude.

SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

Boundaries, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family conflict, family dynamics, financial contributions, financial responsibility, house rules, houseguest etiquette, household chores, living arrangements, personal space, roommate issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisGoneAfter5MthsMC, sister drama

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of living with freeloading family members who turn your home into a free-for-all party zone? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can kick out virtual roommates who don’t pull their weight and make your own rules!

Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!

But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.

So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP

Alarming, COLOSSAL, Creature, creepy, enormous, fear, GIANT, GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP, Gigantic, Horror, humongous, Jumbo, magnified, Massive, Monster, Nightmare, oversized, Phobia, Terrifying, Terror, unnerving

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger than normal! Like, the cows would be as big as houses and the creepers would be like skyscrapers! It would be so epic, you’d never know what crazy giant thing you’ll run into next!

And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!

But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!

So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

CraftyHomeSweetHome

Adversity, Community Outreach, compassion, CraftyHomeSweetHome, difficult times, Empathy, Hardship, homeless shelters, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing crisis, marginalized populations, personal experience, POVERTY, resilience, social justice, societal issues, Struggle, support services, Survival, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!

CraftyCossacks

aerial strike, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, industrial site, international relations, Military, reconnaissance, russia, Russian oblasts, SECURITY, st petersburg, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!