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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3514 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?
Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!
