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FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchantments Applied:	113	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7777	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!