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SisterHubbyLGBTQNoNo

2 dads, adoption, aita, anti LGBT, bulgaria, facebook, family, family setup, hateful, Kindness, Lgbt, nephew, Propaganda, Public, Religion, Respect, School, shame, SisterHubbyLGBTQNoNo, social media, Son

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7106	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as your two dads? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is welcome, regardless of their family setup or beliefs.

We’ve got a community of players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who can’t handle a little Facebook drama. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you in-game.

So come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in our pixelated world. Because here, we don’t ban any kind of love – we celebrate it! #LoveIsLove #MinecraftIsLife 💖🌈🎮

DeathlyFear Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, anxiety, confronting death, coping with fear, death, DeathlyFear, Dying, existential dread, facing mortality, fear, fear of loss, fear of nonexistence, fear of the beyond, fear of the dark, fear of the end, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, overcoming fear, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is just a minor inconvenience? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you die, you get a free diamond block as a consolation prize. Plus, we have a special “Death Olympics” event where players compete to see who can die in the most ridiculous way possible. So if you’re looking for a server where death is not only encouraged but celebrated, then join us now!

ZombieTalk: Ask the Undead!

afterlife beliefs, deep conversation, ethical considerations, existential pondering, famous individuals, ghostly encounters, Historical figures, hypothetical question, life and death, metaphysical exploration, moral dilemma, paranormal investigation, philosophical inquiry., resurrection, Soul searching, speculative scenario, spiritual connection, supernatural encounters, Supernatural powers, thought experiment, Undead, ZombieTalk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

If you could bring back Steve from Minecraft to ask him a single question, would you ask him how he manages to carry an entire house worth of materials in his pocket? Join our server and maybe you’ll uncover the secrets of Steve’s inventory management skills! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with the legendary ghostly figure!

GazaCraft: No Hostages Allowed!

Allowed, ceasefire deal, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hamas statement, Hostage, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, talks, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, right? And suddenly, you stumble upon this epic server that’s so lit, even Hamas wants in on the action! They’re like, “Nah, we ain’t talkin’ no ceasefire deal, we’re too busy playin’ on this server, yo!”

Join us for the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Hamas while you’re mining for diamonds. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

So come on, join the madness and see why even international organizations are ditching their responsibilities to play on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

SunBlockCraft

age-old, ancient wisdom, BIBLE, biblical reference, common expression, eternal truth, familiar phrase, familiar saying, idiom, Nothing new, old saying, ProVerb, repeated message, SunBlockCraft, Timeless, traditional wisdom, True, Under The Sun, universal truth, well-known quote

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even The Bible talks about it? yea, u heard me right! our server is so legendary, it’s mentioned in ancient texts! join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that even the gods can’t resist!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! our world is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

plus, our community is like a big happy family, always ready to help u out and make u laugh with their hilarious jokes and pranks. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

TauBusterCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, HARMFUL, immunotherapy, Innovative, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Potential, PROMISING.., protein aggregates, QBI, Queensland Brain Institute, researchers, Targeting, Tau antibody, TauBusterCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOTTA TAU ANTIBODY THAT WILL MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! WE’RE LIKE THE QUEENSLAND BRAIN INSTITUTE BUT FOR MINECRAFT PLAYERS! WE’LL HELP U TARGET THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE THEY’RE HARMFUL PROTEIN AGGREGATES IN ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES!

RagerSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Land claiming Homes Kits Ranks Community Minigames PVP Economy Towny Factions Skyblock Creative Vanilla Prison Roleplay Quests Custom plugins Events Whitelisted, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

RagerSMP is a Minecraft survival server managed by YouTuber ShadowRagerYT. The server offers a range of features including land claiming, homes, kits, ranks, and more! Join the community for an exciting and engaging experience.

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Welcome to The Cursed Doomlands: Where the mods are wacky, the PVP is friendly, and the fantasy is…well, fantastical!

Apeothosis, cursed, Doomlands, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, Exploration, fantastical, FANTASY, farmers delight, Friendly, FRONTIERS, ice and fire, IDAS, Immersive, is…well, Medieval, Mods, Other, Perilous, Playerbase, PvP, retro tech, rules, Strange World, Vanilla structures, Wacky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Status	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Yes, regularly updated

Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, expanding upon base-game Minecraft with medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Some of the mods included are Create, Ice and Fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, and IDAS.

Features

Improved Vanilla structures
New dungeons
Over 100+ mods with new blocks, items, and enemies

Playerbase

Most players are aged between 14-25, with the server owner being 18. All are welcome to join as long as they follow the rules.

Join Us on Discord

If you are interested in joining, head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQs

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 14 years old?

A: Yes, all ages are welcome as long as the rules are followed.

Q: Are there any banned mods or items on the server?

A: We have a list of banned mods and items to ensure a fair gameplay experience for all players.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

alarms, bad idea, economists, Experts, Howard Gleckman, left, Minecraft, nonpartisan, Politico, research group, right, senior fellow, Server, sounding, tax on tips platform, Tax Policy Center, tax upsides, TipTopCraft, Unintended Consequences, Upset

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3255	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Votes:	715
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of economists on the left and right battling it out in epic debates about tax policy while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Who knew tax policy could be so exhilarating?

With one bad idea layered on top of another, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you on our server. It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft, with nonstop action and unpredictability.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP

affordable, best in town, cleaning services, contract signing, DISCOUNT, home services, limited time offer, local business, Minecraft, Neighborhood, NeighborhoodWanderer, PROFESSIONAL, Promotion, residential, savings, smp, special offer, thorough job, window cleaners, window cleaning, window maintenance, window washers, window washing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2455
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!

Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!