funny minecraft hardcore – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

Slopdown Smackdown Minecraft Server

Bagley, belt, Canceled, CANCELLATION, Championship, Controversial Decision, good idea, Iyo, Minecraft, post wrestlemania, Ratings, ratings drop, retard, Server, Slopdown, SmackDown, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling drama, wrestling fans, wrestling promotion, wrestling storyline

Are you tired of boring old wrestling servers where they take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the wrestling fans out there!

Join us and witness the epic saga of IYO, the wrestler who refused to wrestle on Slopdown post Wrestlemania, causing the ratings to plummet and the show to get canceled. And let’s not forget the infamous decision to put the belt on Bagley – what were they thinking?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous storylines, insane plot twists, and plenty of laughs. So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, anything can happen!

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Constantiam: Where chaos reigns and blocks fly, it’s every creeper for themselves! Version 1.19.4

1.19.4, Anarchy, bedrock, blocks, Chaos, Community, constantiam, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Griefing, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, REIGNS, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

Server Overview

Connect	You can join right now using: constantiam.net
Description	Constantiam is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server running 1.19.4 with no resets. It has an infinite map size, no gameplay rules, no admin interference. Established Feb 2016, there are no resets; the map is persistent.
Rules	Absolutely no rules, anything is permitted. See if you can survive one of the greatest anarchy servers of all time!

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: Yes, on this server, anything is permitted, including griefing.

Q: Are there any gameplay rules on the server?

A: No, there are no gameplay rules on Constantiam. Players are free to play as they wish.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: Constantiam was established in February 2016 and has been running with no resets since then.

Q: Is there any admin interference on the server?

A: No, admins do not interfere with gameplay on Constantiam. The server operates as an anarchy server.

CaveRaiders VS Hypixel

Active Staff, Adventure, anti-grief, beginner friendly, build-protection, Community, Discord, diverse-world, easy-start, Exploration, fast travel, Free Access, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, no-ransom, non pay-to-win, player-driven, player-friendly, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hypixel	CaveRaiders
Large and well-established server	Getting back to basics
Offers a variety of minigames and modes	Focuses on survival and semi-vanilla gameplay
Active player base with thousands of users	Grief-free with GriefPrevention
Custom plugins and features	Easy to start for players familiar with single player
Premium ranks and cosmetics available for purchase	Population Density for quick start and fast travel
Constant updates and events	Active staff and Discord community
Requires payment for ranks and certain features	Completely free to access all features

FAQ:

What makes Hypixel different from CaveRaiders? – Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and modes, while CaveRaiders focuses on survival and semi-vanilla gameplay.

Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger and more established player base with thousands of users.

Are there premium features available for purchase on CaveRaiders? – CaveRaiders does not have any premium features or ranks available for purchase, it is completely free to access all features.

What anti-grief measures are in place on CaveRaiders? – CaveRaiders has GriefPrevention to protect builds, chests, animals, and items, along with active staff to address any issues quickly.

Is fast travel available on both servers? – CaveRaiders offers fast travel through Population Density, with teleportation posts every 400 blocks for quick navigation.

EienCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, action games, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, CREEPERS, drawing, eien, EIEN Project General, EienCraft, fear, Halo, Haven, horror games, indie games, Karaoke, Kilia Kurayami, League, Mirri Saffire, Museia, Nanimo Navi, Nekozumi Edition, nier, retro games, schedules, Skye Shinryu, Speedrunning, streams archive, Tread, twitter, Website, Zumi Dokumi

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join the EIEN Project General – Nekozumi Edition!

Our Gen 1 Museia crew includes Skye Shinryu, a dorky mecha fan who loves action games and drawing, and Kilia Kurayami, a loud GFE who’s into horror games and ASMR. And that’s just the beginning!

In Gen 2 Haven, you’ll meet Mirri Saffire, an energetic girl who’s all about horror games and drawing, and Amora Lumina, a silly noblewoman who’s into speedrunning and drawing. Plus, there’s Nanimo Navi, a comfy girl who loves League, Animal Crossing, and Halo, and Zumi Dokumi, an unhinged tomboy who’s all about indie and retro games. And let’s not forget Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who’s obsessed with action games and Nier.

Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is Kilia’s horror game screams! Check out our insane schedule and get ready for some laughs, some scares, and a whole lot of fun. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Blocky Battle Royale: Preston vs Leicester Edition

battle, blocky, Brady, browne, Champions, deepdale, Edition, EFL Championship, foxes, frokjaer, Hughes, keane, Kick-off, ledson, LEEDS UNITED, Leicester, Leicester City, lilywhites, Lindsay, Match Thread, millar, Official, osmajic, preston, preston north end, queens park rangers, Royale.., sky sports football, Southampton, Top Flight, top half finishes, West Bromwich Albion, whatmough, woodman

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate showdown between Leicester City and Preston North End! Join us as we crown the champions of the EFL Championship in the most epic way possible.

Picture this: Enzo Maresca’s Foxes stumbling around like lost sheep, only to rise up and secure their spot in the top flight with some insane wins. Meanwhile, Ryan Lowe’s Lilywhites are fighting tooth and nail to stay in the division, but hey, at least they’re guaranteed some top half finishes for the first time in forever.

Kick-off is at 8:00pm BST, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory. Will you be on PNE’s side with Woodman leading the charge, or will you join the Leicester crew with Vardy scoring all the goals?

With crazy subs like Riis Jakobsen and Daka waiting on the sidelines, anything can happen on this server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some blocky football madness and let’s see who will emerge victorious in this ultimate Minecraft showdown!

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PrimeCraft.Top

Cross-Play, Earth, Entertaining, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, Parkour, PrimeCraft, PrimeCraft.Top, PvP, Server, smp, Structures, Survival, Survival Games

Best survival server. play your friends have fun, and entertaining stuff, random structures and more play PrimeCraft smp IP:- primecraft.top

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Firebox

Boxpvp, custom abilities, Custom Items, custom texture, Minecraft, Ranked Duels, Server

Step into the arena of our BoxPvP Minecraft server, where every battle is a heart-pounding showdown! 📦 With Custom Texture, immerse yourself in visually stunning landscapes that set the stage for epic clashes. ⚔️ Unleash your skills with Custom Abilities and wield unique Custom Items to gain the edge in combat. 🛡️ Engage in Ranked Duels where only the strongest prevail, showcasing your mastery in intense fights. 💥 Prepare for adrenaline-fueled showdowns and rise to glory in our epic BoxPvP server!

FireBox.mc-server.eu

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Forever AloneCraft: Where all your multiplayer dreams go to die

Active, AloneCraft, backups, BUILD, Community, creations, Die, Discord, dreams, Endure, Experience, Join, Legacy, Longevity, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Permanent, progress, Resets, Safe, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Permanent world with no resets
Lots of active members
Daily backups for safe progress
Vanilla survival experience

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/HUSJZE8K3X

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server world reset periodically?	No, our world is permanent with no resets.
How many active members are there on the server?	We have lots of active members contributing to the community.
Are backups taken regularly to ensure safety of progress?	Yes, we have daily backups in place to protect your progress.
What type of experience can I expect on the server?	EternalCraft offers a vanilla survival experience for all players.

YOLOcraft: 1 HP Edition

1 HP, Edition, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, long trail, low health, meme, one hit point, reaction, relatable, relatable content, relatable humor, relatable meme, social media, trend, video games, viral, yfw, yolocraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you have to worry about your health? Well, fear not, because on our server, you start with only 1 HP! That’s right, one measly little health point to keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could acquire from this majestic bird!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner and the absurdity knows no bounds. Who needs full health when you have this much excitement?

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Crafty Uber Blocks – Where driving meets building in the most hilarious way possible!

blocks, Boring, building, career, comfortable, Crafty, Crypto, Driving, Engineering, Financial goals, hilarious, income, INTERESTING, Investment, Job, long hours, meets, opportunity, salary, savings, side hustle, stress free, Uber, uber driver, uberwagie, work-life balance, zero stress

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can be an uber driver by day, stacking up those sweet crypto coins, and an engineering genius by night, all while avoiding the dreaded “long hours” listed in the job description. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in our virtual world? Join us now and start living the dream!

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