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MiddleNameMadness

acceptance, Assertiveness, Boundaries, boy name, Communication, compromise, family, family dynamics, gender, girl name, Identity, Individuality, middle name, MiddleNameMadness, name preference, personal choice, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, validation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Spears Created:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if your family disagrees! Join us and embrace your inner Sawyer (17f), because we love unique names here.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over your name, so come to our server where you can be called whatever you please. Want to be called “Sawyer” one day and “Princess Sparkle” the next? Go for it!

We support your right to choose your own identity, whether it’s in-game or in real life. So come join us and leave the haters behind – because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no middle names required!

SoulCraft: AI vs Humans

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Consciousness, Ethics, Existence, Future, Humanity, humans, machine learning, morality, philosophy, robotics, Sentient, sentient beings, Soul, soul debate, Soulcraft, soulful AI, soulful machines, soulful technology, spirituality, Technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where sentient AI roam free, building pixelated empires and battling creepers with their advanced coding skills. Who needs humans when you have robots with souls, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the pigs. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	8109
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Gaming, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	158	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Star Shards Collected:	274
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru

HonkaiCraft Server #975 – Minecraft Server

abyss, CN supply, Crusade of Chasing Shadows, Event, Everlasting Luminance, hig, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd discussion, Honkai Impact 3rd Elf Skill Upgrades, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, Lantern Tsavorae, Lone Destruction, MA cycles, Minecraft, New Moon Luna, Server, Shadowchaser Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, v7.5

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Emeralds Found:	2073

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the world of Honkai Impact 3rd in Minecraft! Need tips and tricks? We’ve got you covered with our extensive newbie guides and resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the Shattered Swords VN creators are raving about it. And have you seen our latest v7.5 Crusade of Chasing Shadows Trailer? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary Lone Destruction: Shadowchaser in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

#Magnussen, 2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Audi, Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race, Edition, Essentials, f1, F1 SPRINT, F1 SPRINT QUALIFYING, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula 1 engine, Formula Autism, Free practice, iracing, Lap 7191, LaughCraft, Laughing with Williams Edition, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Minecraft, News, Nico Hülkenberg, press conference, Previous thread, Relentless Formula One General, Server, verstappen, williams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	961
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal

BDSM, bondage, crazy, discipline, Domination, exhibitionism, fetish, fetishes, kink, KinkyCraft, latex, leather, Masochism, normal, objectification, pet play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.