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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4511 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1642 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
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Build your dream home on our server, just like how you built that new apartment for your ungrateful ex. And don’t forget to bring your cats along, because we support feline rights here!
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So come join us on the most scandalous Minecraft server around, where the drama never stops and the adventures are endless. Who needs a cheating husband when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?