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MineCraftCash100

$100 bill, awkward situations, Birthday Party, children, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift opening, gift pile, Gratitude, MineCraftCash100, no gifts, parenting, party guests, party planning, social norms, spoiled, unexpected gifts

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	9750	Players Killed by Monsters:	8001
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3938

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the loot is as epic as a seven-year-old’s birthday party! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous gifts.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a birthday party where the invite said “no gifts,” but some players just couldn’t resist bringing presents. One player, let’s call them Joe, shows up empty-handed and feels so embarrassed that they quickly whip up a virtual card with a $100 bill inside. The reactions from the other players are priceless, and the drama unfolds as Joe sulks in the corner while his partner, Sue, acts like it’s all part of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our server and uncover hidden treasures, crazy quests, and a community that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, craftyhacks, customer hacks, customer tips, hidden tricks, industry hacks, industry hacks exposed, industry hacks leaked, industry hacks revealed, industry hacks uncovered, industry insider, industry knowledge, industry loopholes, industry secrets, industry shortcuts, industry tips, industry tricks, insider knowledge, Minecraft, Server, trade secrets

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hack in the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret loot chests hidden in the most unexpected places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. Our server is so sneaky, even the admins don’t know where all the goodies are hidden!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises, and “Zombie Apocalypse Weekends” where the undead take over and players must fight for survival. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that poops diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and uncover all the industry secrets that will have you laughing and crying at the same time? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

BlockBurnoutMC

annoyance, BlockBurnoutMC, can’t stand, discontent, displeasure, dissatisfaction, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, fed up, fed up with, Frustration, had enough, Irritation, sick and tired of, sick of, tired of, vexation, weariness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you sick and tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

AFP, anti-Semitic, CakeCraft, children’s birthday cake, community response, controversial, cultural insensitivity, extremism, freedom of expression, Hamas-themed, HORRIFYING, Ignoring extremism, investigation, Jewish community, legal action, Minecraft, offensive, Outrage, Probe, religious symbols, Server, social media backlash, Sydney bakery

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

CannonFodderCraft

aid, Alliance, cannon fodder, CannonFodderCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, north korean, pentagon, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, if you don’t, north korean troops will be used as cannon fodder in ukraine by russia! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? so, join our server and save those poor troops from their doom! plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for days. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a hero in more ways than one!

HairCraft: Food Edition

Edition, Food, food cleanliness, food contamination, food inspection, food inspection standards, food preparation, food quality, Food Safety, food sanitation, gross, hair in food, HairCraft, hygiene, long hairs, short hairs, UNNOTICED, unnoticed contaminants, unnoticed food contaminants, unnoticed food debris, unnoticed food particles, unnoticed hygiene issues, unnoticed particles

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

agency.., arousal, arousal response, Behavior, cognitive psychology, findings, high arousal, Human Behavior, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neuroscience, personality disorders, personality traits, PsychoCraft, psychological traits, Psychology, psychopathic traits, reduced effect, research, sense of agency, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, study

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Lan-Party-Lowtech

Biomancy, Community, compute craft, Create, Discord, Download, Expansion, Exploration, farmers delight, Forge, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Pack, Server, setup, Survival, Technology, vs2

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

My forge server with a truck ton of mods mainly consisting of exploration stuffs, create and its addons, and farmers delight and its add ons along with a large amount of other stuff like vs2, compute craft, and stuff like biomancy. anyone is welcome and i can help with setting you up if youre struggling. server was orriginally for a group of friends but looking to expand. id love to see more people on and you can download the pack on our discord which is https://discord.gg/djZWMgQZKJ

omega.yamishdoy.com:10100

Craft Bucket

24/7, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom generation, Daily Rewards, Fun, Home and Spawn commands, Land Claim, Many Plugins, No Keep Inventory, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1643	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Survival,No Keep Inventory,Fun,24/7,Shops,Home and Spawn commands,Crossplay and Land Claim,Ranks and Crates,Daily Rewards,Custom Generation,Tpa and Many Plugins.

craftbucket.bounceme.net

Typical SMP

1.20.4, 13, admin abuse, Awesome, Builds, chicken, chickens, Community, Discord, Minecraft, pay to win, phallic machines, Plugins, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Streamers, Survival, survival server, Typical SMP, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	600	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Just a Typical SMP.A 1.20.4 survival server. No pay-to-win. No Admin abuse. Just a good old fashioned, mostly vanilla Minecraft server with some useful plugins, sick builds, and an awesome community. It’s 13+ as per Discord’s TOS (as you must join the Discord to be whitelisted). Whether you indulge in chicken-related shenanigans or building flying phallic machines, anyone is welcome.

Streamers are welcome 😀

78.108.218.22:25667